SOG

you forgot the results? he had AJ9T?

oops. Q8T9

fml..

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $6(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,642)
BB ($900)
Hero ($2,364)
CO ($2,118)
BTN ($5,286)

BB antes $1.20
Hero antes $1.20
CO antes $1.20
BTN antes $1.20
SB antes $1.20

Dealt to Hero A J 8 A

Hero raises to $24, CO raises to $87, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $63

FLOP ($189) T 9 2

Hero checks, CO bets $187, Hero raises to $748, CO calls $561

TURN ($1,685) T 9 2 4

Hero bets $1,528 (AI), CO calls $1,282 (AI)

RIVER ($4,250) T 9 2 4 6

Hero shows A J 8 A
(Pre 67%, Flop 49.3%, Turn 47.5%)

CO shows Q 9 9 T
(Pre 33%, Flop 50.7%, Turn 52.5%)

CO wins $4,248

^omg

sigh...shouldn't of bought the 4k bonus...

Poker Stars $3/$6 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $610.05
CO: $239.10
BTN: $1103.45
Hero (SB): $963.05
BB: $950.15
UTG: $2847.60

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is SB with J T A A
UTG raises to $21, 2 folds, BTN calls $21, Hero raises to $90, 2 folds, BTN calls $69

Flop: ($207.00) 6 2 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $144, BTN calls $144

Turn: ($495.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $216, BTN calls $216

River: ($927.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $513.05 all in, BTN calls $513.05

Final Pot: $1953.10
BTN shows 5 5 4 7 (a full house, Fives full of Deuces)
Hero shows J T A A (a full house, Deuces full of Aces)
BTN wins $1950.10
(Rake: $3.00)

no shizzle. i somehow managed to break even while clearing the last one, but started with 9 consecutive losing sessions after buying it

It's just the thread starter run good you were enjoying. It's September now.

bleh hard drive fried, didn't keep good records in LV, and now with 3 months left in the year I have no clue what I have made or haven't lol tax guy isn't gonna like this fooock.

on the plus side.. its hard to be results oriented when there are no results to orient on.

I seriously don't know what durrr and cardillac is doing

Calling?

Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: broseph321, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act

LOL

i dont think you would have to copy and paste that after about 15 minutes of a session.

looooooooooool

lol

i lol'd

lol..

these hands make me wanna break stuff. standard, i guess...

guy is a 100vpip fish. magically, his fold to flop/turn bet is 30/20 still...when he cr turn i was pretty confident he had exactly the str8 he had and not the nut str8 cause he is so lol bad with his sizing, but man, really, clubs too?

obv he snippity snap quits.

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $2353.00
BB: $1267.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 7 Q 3
Hero raises to $30, BB calls $20

Flop: ($60.00) K 3 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $50, BB calls $50

Turn: ($160.00) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $120, BB raises to $320, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $200

River: ($800.00) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $620, Hero raises to $1240, BB calls $247 all in

Final Pot: $2534.00
Hero shows 3 7 Q 3 (a flush, King high)
BB shows 7 A 5 Q (a flush, Ace high)
BB wins $2533.50
(Rake: $0.50)

why waste 24 BBs on the river when your turn read is he has the A-5 str8 every time?

don't laugh you guys, it's not funny

Sigh

Poker Stars $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $900.20
BB: $745.30

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 9 K 4
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $36, Hero calls $24

Flop: ($72.00) 6 3 5 (2 players)
BB bets $71.50, Hero calls $71.50

Turn: ($215.00) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $214.50, Hero raises to $792.70 all in, BB calls $423.30 all in

River: ($1490.60) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1490.60
Hero shows 7 9 K 4 (a straight, Three to Seven)
BB shows K A Q 7 (a flush, King high)
BB wins $1490.10
(Rake: $0.50)


And sigh, 2 hands later

Poker Stars $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $400.00
BB: $1494.10

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 T 3 8
Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: ($24.00) Q 7 8 (2 players)
BB bets $16, Hero raises to $68, BB calls $52

Turn: ($160.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $159.50, Hero raises to $320 all in, BB calls $160.50

River: ($800.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $800.00
Hero shows 8 T 3 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
BB shows 7 K 4 T (a flush, King high)
BB wins $799.50
(Rake: $0.50)

lolkeyboardaments

online poker players should be sponsored by these guys:

http://www.logitech.com/en-us/home

Great story. Would make a good online poker site commercial.

^^Did you like randomly click a page and decide to quote a story.