winnings are flawed. Its meaningless

That is one hot piece of meat.

I came.

Apparently she's a professional poker player. Kind of - she's sponsored/part of a team.

She can bust my nuts anytime.

Who's she ?

sara underwood?

Just choked on my sandwich. That is one fine piece of ass.

Then reload and let her do it again

Yeah she's Sara Jean Underwood. She's a Victory poker pro (model) and Playboy model. I saw her a few times at the Rio this year over at the WSOP, literally the hottest girl I've ever seen in person.

Here's a video of her doing naked yoga. Enjoy. NSFW obv.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xew...underwood_sexy

edit: I think you have to make an acct to watch the video but it takes like 30 seconds and totally worth it.

running pretty bad starting this month; but in the spirit of ev talk being a tired subject, i decided instead to post some sick 25/50 river calls i've made recently to make myself feel better

the "wtf can you beat, moron" hands:


$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $6,096
BTN: $14,014

Pre-Flop: Q K T 5 dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN raises to $100, Hero raises to $300, BTN calls $200

Flop: ($600) K 9 8 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $450, Hero calls $450

Turn: ($1,500) Q (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1,150, Hero calls $1,150 ................... this one and the 2nd one in the next post are the hands i made a thread on recently

River: ($3,800) 8 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1,650, Hero calls $1,650

Results: $7,100 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed Q K T 5 and WON $7,098 (+$3,598 NET)
BTN showed J 6 3 2 and LOST (-$3,525 NET)


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$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $5,524
BTN: $6,964.50

Pre-Flop: Q T 4 J dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN raises to $100, Hero raises to $300, BTN calls $200

Flop: ($600) A 9 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $350, BTN calls $350

Turn: ($1,300) 9 (2 Players)
Hero bets $750, BTN calls $750

River: ($2,800) 8 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1,700, Hero calls $1,700

Results: $6,200 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed Q T 4 J and WON $6,199.50 (+$3,149.50 NET)
BTN showed 4 A 8 2 and LOST (-$3,075 NET)


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$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $10,824.50
BTN: $10,274.50

Pre-Flop: 5 4 9 7 dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN raises to $150, Hero raises to $450, BTN calls $300

Flop: ($900) 5 4 2 (2 Players)
Hero bets $600, BTN calls $600

Turn: ($2,100) A (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1,050, Hero calls $1,050

River: ($4,200) 9 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4,200, Hero calls $4,200

Results: $12,600 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 5 4 9 7 and WON $12,599.50 (+$6,349.50 NET)
BTN showed 7 K Q 4 and LOST (-$6,275 NET)


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$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $21,622
BTN: $730.71
SB: $7,764.62
Hero (BB): $5,270

Pre-Flop: A 5 A K dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG raises to $175, BTN folds, SB calls $150, Hero raises to $700, UTG calls $525, SB calls $525

Flop: ($2,100) 2 3 2 (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1,047.50, UTG folds, SB calls $1,047.50

Turn: ($4,195) 8 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($4,195) 3 (2 Players)
SB bets $3,800, Hero calls $3,522.50 and is All-In

Results: $11,240 Pot
SB showed 8 9 4 5 and WON $277.50 (-$4,967.50 NET)
Hero showed A 5 A K and WON $11,235 (+$6,015 NET)


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$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $11,503.50
BB: $11,851

Pre-Flop: J 9 2 J dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $150, BB raises to $450, Hero calls $300

Flop: ($900) 9 6 3 (2 Players)
BB bets $600, Hero calls $600

Turn: ($2,100) 4 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($2,100) 2 (2 Players)
BB bets $1,650, Hero calls $1,650

Results: $5,400 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed J 9 2 J and WON $5,398 (+$2,723 NET)
BB showed Q K T Q and LOST (-$2,650 NET)

the "you got balls, kid" hands


$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $24,260.50
Hero (BTN): $10,249

Pre-Flop: 2 K 2 K dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $150, BB raises to $450, Hero raises to $975, BB calls $550

Flop: ($2,000) 3 5 8 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1,000, BB calls $1,000

Turn: ($4,000) 6 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($4,000) J (2 Players)
BB bets $2,850, Hero calls $2,850

Results: $9,700 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB showed 3 9 A T and LOST (-$4,800 NET)
Hero showed 2 K 2 K and WON $9,699.50 (+$4,874.50 NET)



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$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $10,604
Hero (BB): $11,615

Pre-Flop: 8 T J A dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN raises to $150, Hero raises to $450, BTN calls $300

Flop: ($900) 3 8 T (2 Players)
Hero bets $600, BTN calls $600

Turn: ($2,100) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1,800, Hero calls $1,800

River: ($5,700) 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5,200, Hero calls $5,200

Results: $16,100 Pot ($2 Rake)
BTN showed 7 Q K J and LOST (-$8,025 NET)
Hero showed 8 T J A and WON $16,098 (+$8,098 NET)



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$25/$50 PL Omaha Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $9,290
BB: $8,048

Pre-Flop: J T 7 K dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $150, BB raises to $450, Hero raises to $1,325, BB calls $900

Flop: ($2,700) T 8 4 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($2,700) 8 (2 Players)
BB bets $1,700, Hero calls $1,700

River: ($6,100) 3 (2 Players)
BB bets $4,998 and is All-In, Hero calls $4,998

Results: $16,096 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed J T 7 K and WON $16,094 (+$8,071 NET)
BB showed K A 6 Q and LOST (-$7,998 NET)

You're good.

A true hero

the ole "im a station" image post.

Crazy man

yo good news!!! i am able to play higher than 10/20 at ipoker again!!! weeeeeeeeeee brag imo

ty all who support me

[x] rigrogged

pretty sure i have to quit for the day now

A new variation on the old I'm a 'LAG' image posting.

stinkypete, that is one sexy graph....

ev?

it was distracting me from the perfect pattern. close to zero.

I will admit I tried taking the AIEV out of my HEM graph as I played. This lasted like 3 sessions. I need to look at it almost as bad as stinkypete needs to talk about.

Total nip slip there

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i would take the $ won out of my EV graph if i could