mtfn have you considered that she might just be a massive whore(occam's razor)?

from the conversation I had with her in the 2 hours she has moved here from london, into student accommodation, and is probably just gagging for it because she hasn't had much male company for a while... and when a bursting ball sack comes along I guess it is the same feeling I have. She got nice ass and nice face, just shame about tits, like if they was dd she'd be close to perfect if her pussy was nice aswell.

fwiw she is black, 18, and I don't think she is a slut, I won't screw her until vibes tell me its ok anyway. Can't trust damn females. Can't have her falling in love or some **** cuz the next girl I get serious with has to be suitable to get my 'gf' to be lesbain with.

Actually I think she is a slut, but it turns me on because she don't flirt with other chaps but she is all flirty and giggly and touchy with her female friends

anyone like audioslave?

Yep.



Cornell's got one of the greatest rock voices ever.

love that song. Love all audioslave songs infact. But his solo album was really meh imo



god DAMN I want some weed

ding.

Abnormally tantalizing.

nah he prefers to assume least plausible correlations possible

Full sacks turn all women into massive whores, obviously.

"Girl don't waste that, swallow it all"

btch real killas move in silence like lasagna

I am sittin' on the clouds, I got smoke comin' from my seat
I can play basketball with the moon, I got the whole world at my feet
Playin' touch football, on marijuana street
Or, in a marijuana field, you are so beneath my cleats

You wrote that specifically to be the March title, admit it

man. You can't get more plausible. Its like dogs when they are in season no one tells them what to do they jus go an do it. I am still in season jus done a load of push Ups an vnmuch lookinnforward to eminating my ball powers

dn't really like the new meth, but still gotta love the guy

I agree with fishnoob's theories on not wanking and keeping your sack full.
I've read some other stuff on the subject from internet also but can't remember where anymore.

Sidenote: Never borrow your car to women. I am ****ed fixing this **** up for some time now..

still love ya though

What mfn is saying is not exactly some crazy new theory, a very wise philosopher figured out precisely the same thing many years ago.

fail. I never feel secure when being a passenger in a girls car. The hotter they are then usually the worser drivers they are too. ALl they do is slow down traffic and cause accidents (usually make others crash cuz the person was avoiding them). Like driving home earlier some woman is waiting ot turn in I flash her about 10 times and she has like ten seconds to pull out, so she decides to pull out at the last fookin second when it is obv too late and I had to jam my brakes on. God damn women. I swear when they check their mirrors they are actually checking their makeup.

Yeah its not new theory, been around for like 3k years.

Why is it your problem and not hers?

Because I have to drive the car, she does not. Duh.
It's not expensive problem but will take time like a mother****er to fix.
Windshield wiper mechanics are totally ****ed and the only way to fix it quickly would be to use gas and cut through the ****ing metal under the windshield.
POS cars ftw.

how does borrowing a female your car result in windshield wipers getting messed up? It got off lightly imo

hey uncle fishnoob what does it mean if a girl is asking a lot of q's about my apartment? she wants some lovebone?