The guy is the ultimate lagtard, 87/37/1.19 after 59 hands. Can literally show up with anything. Has gone through 3 buyins.

Hand 1.

Pre - standard, I am assuming?
Flop - I did not feel comfortable c-betting given the texture.
Turn - Now the turn at least gave me some re-draws and put one more heart out there making a flush less likely. Call the shove?

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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UTG: $67.59
Hero (MP): $25.00
CO: $23.60
BTN: $25.31
SB: $83.52
BB: $9.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with A 8 7 A
UTG raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $2.90, 3 folds, BB calls $2.65, UTG calls $2.05

Flop: ($8.80) 2 T J (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8.80) A (3 players)
BB bets $6.85 all in, UTG folds, Hero ??

Hand 2.

Pre - AA** hand, 1 dangler, 1 suit - prolly ok to raise PF?
Flop - decent flop for me, c-bet is in order.
Turn - I don't see why I can't double barrel here, a flush is not his only possible holding here.
River - c/call? 3rd barrel? c/fold? I don't think I am good here a whole lot.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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BTN: $5.13
Hero (SB): $25.01
BB: $11.31
UTG: $25.46
CO: $33.78

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K A 9 A
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, CO calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.25) T K 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, CO calls $2.25

Turn: ($6.75) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, CO calls $5.50

River: ($17.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $10, Hero ??

Snap call the first.

Meh, what can you do? I'd fold safe in the knowledge I'll bust him before long.