What, no love itt for this little fella?

A dog like that you have to feed everyday.

Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Remember, Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much...or not enough.

[Homer's TV interview]
Homer: Someone had to take the babysitter home. And that's when I noticed that she was sitting on her
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Homer: sweet can. So I grab
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Homer: her
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Homer: sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her
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Homer: can
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Homer: I wish I had another
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Homer: sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet..

The video of this is amazing...

The clock on the wall kills me.

Yeah that's an amazing clip. I love watching the clock.

I couldn't find it on Youtube, but they did another great editing clip during the Radioactive Man movie episode. It's the one where they try to finish the movie after Milhouse quit, so they kept jumping from scene to scene. Only the video can do it justice.

heh, i use this line a lot for things

The other exchange is amazing as well:

Marge: Homer, we've got someone to help you
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist
Marge: It's not Batman!!

Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person. "Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh! Damn you, Walt Whitman!
[kicking grave] I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking!
Whitman! "Leaves of Grass", my ass! Wait a minute...maybe it's that other grave: the one that says "Simpson"!
[goes over to it, sees his own name] Aaah! Oh, why does
my death keep coming back to haunt me?
[falls in grave]

Grandma: You awful, awful man! Get out of my son's grave.
Homer: I hate to rain on your parade, Lady, but this is _my_ grave
-- hey, wait a minute. Mom?

Grandma: Homer?
[they look at each other]
Homer: I thought you were dead!
Grandma: I thought _you_ were dead!

Gravedigger: Well, dang blast it, isn't anybody in this dag gummed cemetery dead?

Hans Moleman: [in a coffin] I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it..."



another GOAT episode

this thread inspired me to go back and watch all the classic episodes i loved as a kid. Prime simpsons is seriously a work of genius.

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
[points to a large rock]
Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun.
Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Moe: Alright fellas, tonight's the biggest drinking night of the year. Where's the DD's?

*A few people raise their hands.

Moe: Ok good, get the hell out. I got no room for cheap skates tonight.

Did you know if you piece together the clips of Mcbain it makes a movie?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/216...the-full-movie

Did I just blow your mind?

MENDOZAAAAAAAA

Pretty sure every big Simpsons fan saw this a while back but nice add if not itt already.

WOW! I didnt know that. Thanks man

Yeah super old clip but a very worthy repost.

Personally, I'd like to see the full movie of McBain: Let's Get Silly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIlpYLIiZLE

"The film is just me standing in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars to make."

Thread needs more love for Ralph.

Homer: 'Heeeey, i dont remember saying that'

MENDOZAAAAAAAA

+1

What about poor old...