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08-23-2007 , 03:07 PM
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See, I actually laughed at that. But even that aside, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and "Clerks 2" were both much, much worse.
Man, Jay and Silent Bob is actually so hopelessly ******ed that it becomes funny. I watched it probably 30 or 40 times and I am still laughing. Its a masterpiece
What the [censored] is the Internet?
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08-23-2007 , 04:18 PM
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See, I actually laughed at that. But even that aside, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and "Clerks 2" were both much, much worse.
Man, Jay and Silent Bob is actually so hopelessly ******ed that it becomes funny. I watched it probably 30 or 40 times and I am still laughing. Its a masterpiece
See, it just made me angry. Kevin Smith might as well have blown a load on 90 minutes' worth of filmstrip and called it a movie.

Clerks 2 was even worse. I had to walk out of a HOME SCREENING of that, it was so aggressively bad.
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08-23-2007 , 05:08 PM
Lost Highway
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08-23-2007 , 06:08 PM
Nominating David Lynch films just means you're ******ed.
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08-24-2007 , 06:03 AM
Just checked my ratings on imdb and the only movies that I voted 1 for are

Cursed - [censored] werewolf movie
Date Movie - just terrible
Alone In The Dark - Im embarrassed to have seen movies this bad

Not sure which one is the worst though since I cant remember anything close to good about anyone of them.
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08-24-2007 , 08:41 AM
Hot Fuzz.
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08-25-2007 , 01:47 AM
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Hot Fuzz.
wowowow blasphemy x100
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08-25-2007 , 01:54 AM
judge dredd does not deserve to be on this list. its a movie that can at least be finished.
if your answer isn't battlefield earth its because you haven't seen it yet.
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08-25-2007 , 04:00 AM
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judge dredd does not deserve to be on this list. its a movie that can at least be finished.
if your answer isn't battlefield earth its because you haven't seen it yet.
no way, battlefield earth is an incredibly entertaining experience
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08-25-2007 , 04:22 AM
Cabin Boy
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08-25-2007 , 12:13 PM
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Date Movie - just terrible

Good choice, I was thinking of nominating this POS but I couldn't even remember the name of it.
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08-25-2007 , 12:30 PM
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Hot Fuzz.
lololololol wtf just because you don't understand something do not make the mistake of thinking its not funny.
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08-25-2007 , 12:32 PM
I thought Snakes on a Plane was sooo [censored] awful. Like I knew it was going to be bad when we rented it out. But I thought it was guna be one of those 'so bad its good' funny type films. It wasn't, it was just 'so bad its really really bad.' Had to turn it off half-way through, something I've done with only a handful of films in my life.
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09-04-2007 , 12:12 AM
Bubble Boy. It's amazing that Jake Gyllenhaal still has a career after doing this lame movie.

Also, Big Momma's House 2. Seriously, watch this movie if you do not like to laugh and enjoy watching awful acting.
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09-04-2007 , 12:57 AM
LUCKYTOWN>>>POKER MOVIE>>>;sba'bjjg'lsbdg'lasbg'slj
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09-04-2007 , 12:58 AM
I may get slammed for this but Spaceballs is the worst movie I've ever seen. Just really, really, amazingly bad.
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09-04-2007 , 01:18 AM
the movie 23... idk if anyone has said that yet.. prob hte worst movie in history.. couldnt pay me to watch it again.
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09-04-2007 , 10:06 PM
Delivery Boys (1985)

A team of breakdancing pizza delivery boys is battling against a competing breakdancing team led by Mario Van Peebles. They are dancing to save their pizza parlour somehow. Here is the user review shown on imdb:

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Me and a friend went to the theater one day and saw this film because another movie was sold out or something...
To this day whenever we say a movie is bad we always compare it to this move...
"It's not as bad as Delivery Boys"
"You should have seen Delivery Boys if you thought that was bad."
I don't know why, but this movie just stuck out as awful, and has forever earned a home in our psyches.
Trailer is @ http://www.showbizdata.com/movie/19490/Delivery-Boys , click "View Trailer"

Close behind are Gymkata, Freddy Got Fingered
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09-05-2007 , 01:18 AM
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Ghost Dog
+2
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09-05-2007 , 01:28 AM
hulk was worst movie ive ever seen
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09-05-2007 , 01:50 AM
Wow, this thread is [censored] terrible.
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09-05-2007 , 02:56 AM
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Delivery Boys (1985)

A team of breakdancing pizza delivery boys is battling against a competing breakdancing team led by Mario Van Peebles. They are dancing to save their pizza parlour somehow. Here is the user review shown on imdb:

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Me and a friend went to the theater one day and saw this film because another movie was sold out or something...
To this day whenever we say a movie is bad we always compare it to this move...
"It's not as bad as Delivery Boys"
"You should have seen Delivery Boys if you thought that was bad."
I don't know why, but this movie just stuck out as awful, and has forever earned a home in our psyches.
Trailer is @ http://www.showbizdata.com/movie/19490/Delivery-Boys , click "View Trailer"

Close behind are Gymkata, Freddy Got Fingered
That might be the worst trailer I've ever seen. No humor, mystery, cool factor, and I don't even have idea wtf the movie is about from it either. So random.
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09-05-2007 , 03:31 AM
Envy
7 Seconds(Actually just about anything Wesley Snipes has made recently is crap, but this is amazingly bad)
Under Siege 2 "Dark Territory" (As above goes for Steven Segal as well except replace "recently" with "just about everthing since Under Siege")
Terminator 3
The Wicker Man
Ghost Rider
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09-05-2007 , 05:25 AM
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Double Jeopardy. It's one thing to just be awful, but it's another to run through every single Hollywood cliche while having your characters explain everything in dialog.

LOL. The best part is at the very end when the lawyer explains that Ashley Judd can kill the dude with no penality because of double jeopardy. I almost expected somebody to look at the camera and say "thats where we got the title from!"
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09-05-2007 , 09:11 AM
kung pow
speed 2
mortal kombat:aniihilation
deuce bigalow:european jigalow
the village
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