got me a pinot grigio bota box. It's ****ing good bro. I never knew whole foods had wine in a box but today I loooked for it and they do!!!!!!!111

woke up quick at about noon
just thought that I had to be on two plus two
I gotta get drunk before I get outta bed
before the trolls start bitchin about my thread
about to log in and damn near went blind, son
when I saw that dumb piggy bitch Kate Upton
thought that I might make a new gimmick
but nah I think three's a good limit

then I clicked VLC player
I was bumpin old **** by mutha****in Slayer
it was Angel Of Death at the top of the list
then I played my own **** it went somethin like this

cruisin down the street in my rapevan
bitches run away as fast as they can
went to SE to get the scoop
knuckleheads out there can't talk hoop

a truck pulls up, "who's that?" I say
the UPS guy with my new Kitchen Aid
the package downstairs I can't wait to get
cuz it's all about bakin' that fresh baguet

cuz the mods in the oot are always hard
come talkin that trash they'll ban the tard
knowin nothin in life, but to be legit
cant multi-qoute, boy? you dont know ****

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
so I went to Whole Foods to get my fill
picked up a box of cabernet
and told a yuppie bitch to get outta my way
she started talkin ****, wouldn't ya know?
so I reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho
her hubby looked up from an LL Bean stroller
so I threw a right cross and knocked his pansy ass over

cuz the mods in the oot are always hard
come talkin that trash they'll ban the tard
knowin nothin in life, but to be legit
cant multi-qoute, boy? you dont know ****

LOL.

Kate Upton, so overrated.

+1

Oh, and n1 Ron!

Try box wine with a splash of sprite or diet mountain dew!

been living on it for years...ron if you splash it with sprite you can get the cheap stuff, save the calories of beer, lower cost, and limit your alcoholism. You make fun of LFS but give your drinking a decade or so and see what you report back.

No thanks, Ima drink like a man. I'd rather be an alcy than a pussy.

I guess that's gangsta as **** for a box wine drinker.

got a bota box pino grigio last week, I think it's the 2011. Not a good year imo. Way too fruity. I still drank it all tho.

Boxed screw driver ftw imo.