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05-12-2012 , 07:44 PM

fanapathy

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Yeah, that's right.

You are at the movies and you have no candy. But your friend has and he offers it to you. It tastes awesome and you want more but it's ******ed to go and ask

The next night you go you buy that candy

It's like mediocre at best

What the **** is going on??

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05-12-2012 , 07:46 PM

Ron Burgundy

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I make better candy at home than any candy you can buy in a movie theater, so no, I don't really know wtf you're talking about. Maybe you're just a greedy bastard and you get excited about getting **** for free so you think it tastes better.

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05-12-2012 , 07:58 PM

Milos Prockofijev

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The best tasting candy comes after the 2nd full moon following New Years. A sugar orgy in your brain can be all the catalyst you need for a blood soaked rampage that the world will never forget.

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05-12-2012 , 08:03 PM

nismo9

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Why are you at the movies with no candy in the first place?

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05-12-2012 , 08:19 PM

Dudd

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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

I make better candy at home than any candy you can buy in a movie theater, so no, I don't really know wtf you're talking about.

They sell peanut butter cups at the movies, so this must be erroneous

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05-12-2012 , 10:24 PM

lonely_but_rich

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You probably have feelings for your friend.

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05-12-2012 , 10:43 PM

Ron Burgundy

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Originally Posted by Dudd

They sell peanut butter cups at the movies, so this must be erroneous

I'm allergic to peanuts

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05-12-2012 , 11:10 PM

#Thinman

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most reputable candy makers use some quantity of crack cocaine and/or heroin in their recipe.

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05-13-2012 , 03:38 AM

Melvinvanhorn

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Who doesn't get popcorn at the movie theater?

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05-13-2012 , 03:41 AM

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JustAnotherDegen

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So what I ask my man for a piece of chicken
When it ain't yours for some reason it always taste different
So what we five deep in a two door whip
We gotta get where we going if you fit you fit
So what I still reside in my moms crib
Now **** that, I'm rhyming to get outta there kid
So what, yes I do have two baby mothers
Yes they do stay two buildings away from eachother
So what I only had one job in my life
And that friday I got my check is the friday I took flight

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05-13-2012 , 03:47 AM

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lagdonk

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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

I'm allergic to peanuts

is this that double entendre thing I've been hearing about?

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05-13-2012 , 10:01 AM

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SirGaribaldi

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yea the difference is enormous, buddy gave me some pringles and i ****in loved them, 2 months later im getting them myself and i couldnt even finish them, they really sucked.

what kind of sorcery is this

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05-13-2012 , 10:11 AM

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Bene Gesserit

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OK, to take this a bit further, if you take it away (steal it) from a baby, does it taste better??

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05-13-2012 , 12:54 PM

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uradoodooface

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maybe ur high wore off....

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