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02-25-2010 , 09:05 PM

#51

phils08

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because if i didnt sleep with said girls, how the **** would i be able to make my point in regards to the OP? I dont know how this turned into a phils08 thread but im going to bow out so you guys can have your e peen measuring competition.

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02-25-2010 , 09:08 PM

#52

Klompy

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Originally Posted by phils08

because if i didnt sleep with said girls, how the **** would i be able to make my point in regards to the OP? I dont know how this turned into a phils08 thread but im going to bow out so you guys can have your e peen measuring competition.

LOL awesome

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02-25-2010 , 09:30 PM

#53

theBruiser500

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Originally Posted by Freakin

Getting married.

i thought sex got better with time together??!

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02-25-2010 , 09:31 PM

#54

theBruiser500

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i just banged five dime pieces and it was totally sweet

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02-25-2010 , 09:35 PM

#55

skunkworks

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They cost a dime a piece now?

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02-25-2010 , 09:38 PM

#56

ttthomas

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Originally Posted by cardsman

--Women who are embarrassed of their own bodies and get self concious when a man looks at them naked. If a man didn't like what he saw, he wouldn't be looking

--Women who don't give effort

--Women who don't want to try different things/places

--Women who just want to get it over with (and yes, they exist, and not always because the man is awful)

--Women who "fake it".

--Women who use their teeth down there

--Women who don't let you explore their bodies, or let you give oral sex (some women have hangups about it).

The absolute best sex I had in my relatively small sample size was with a girl who tried, and enjoyed giving/getting oral sex. She had a high libido to boot. Unfortunately her personality wasn't great and I ended up not dating her for long.

QFT

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02-25-2010 , 09:42 PM

#57

ham on rye

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Originally Posted by Matt Williams

Ask Dominic. I remember him telling a story a while about how he got fed up w/ some chick and he just said f it, zipped up and left. I think she got mad at him and told him not to be vulger.

are there people out there who still think dominic isn't making up 90% of his "stories"? isn't he exiled anyway?

lack of doggy is a deal breaker for me imo

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02-25-2010 , 09:44 PM

#58

skindog

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I will never understand a girl who refuses to do doggy. They should be banished to a nunnery.

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02-25-2010 , 09:56 PM

#59

Freakin

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Originally Posted by skindog

I will never understand a girl who refuses to do doggy. They should be banished to a nunnery.

wtf this exists? on what grounds would they refuse?

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02-25-2010 , 10:00 PM

#60

zugzwang83

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Originally Posted by Freakin

wtf this exists? on what grounds would they refuse?

one exgf it took like 3 months to convince, she just thought it would be awkward and make her feel too slutty.

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02-25-2010 , 10:15 PM

#61

Eurotrash

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Originally Posted by phils08

lol are you for reals? you'd be able to "make your point" by just completely fabricating **** the way everybody else does on the internet. i'm sure you did bang some broads at some point, but nobody here is ******ed enough to believe they were actually 10s.

and other than you and your cool stories, bro, there's nobody else measuring e-peens in this thread, least of all any of the people calling out your post.

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02-25-2010 , 10:20 PM

#62

FPSDoug

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Originally Posted by ham on rye

lack of doggy is a deal breaker for me imo

+100000000000000000

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02-25-2010 , 10:24 PM

#63

Mcbrag

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It's all cool as long as she puts down whatever book she's into.

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02-25-2010 , 10:25 PM

#64

phils08

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Originally Posted by Eurotrash

The saddest part of this whole thing is that you think banging 2 top notch chicks is some unreal task that cannot be met.

"i had sex with two hot girls"

"holy **** bro, stop bragging!"

just lol

btw you do understand that when we were sitting smoking weed and drinking there was no scientific scale used for judging, so you might be right, they could have been 9.7's

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02-25-2010 , 10:32 PM

#65

Phildo

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Originally Posted by skunkworks

They cost a dime a piece now?

in south america they probably do

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02-25-2010 , 10:33 PM

#66

2OutsNoProb

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Originally Posted by ham on rye

are there people out there who still think dominic isn't making up 90% of his "stories"? isn't he exiled anyway?

lack of doggy is a deal breaker for me imo

Solid comment IMO

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02-25-2010 , 10:35 PM

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mikekelley

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Pubes

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02-25-2010 , 10:49 PM

#68

cres

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lack of kegel excercises. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

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02-25-2010 , 10:52 PM

#69

cardsman

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Originally Posted by Freakin

Getting married.

I maintain that wedding cake is the most effective birth control known to man.

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02-25-2010 , 10:57 PM

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mullen

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Originally Posted by phils08

So basically you're recanting your earlier statements. These chicks were obviously average at best.

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02-25-2010 , 10:59 PM

#71

phils08

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whatever will make you sleep better tonight is fine by me.

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02-25-2010 , 11:07 PM

#72

Eurotrash

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Originally Posted by phils08

wtf? no. the saddest part is nothing of the ****ing sort.

the saddest part is you continuing to cling to the illusion that you banged two 10s when they were, in fact, not. and they weren't 9.7s, or 9.6s, not even 9.1s. they were probably 5.4s is the point.

Last edited by Eurotrash; 02-25-2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason: edit, imo.