If you could have any pet in the world (assuming it will be delivered to u fully trained, ur not concerned with the money or space it needs, and ur not allergic to it or anything)

What would u have? Would u have a white tiger cuz it looks so cool? an elephant cuz u like big pets? a cheetah so u can go running with it? a Gorilla so u can teach it basic sign language, and it'll help u clobber ppl?

I'd have a pet silverback gorilla so it can do the dishes for me, and ofc, clobber ppl i don't like. especially after I teach it muai-thai and jiujitsu (after I learn it myself if i ever get around to it). His ARMs are huge, imagine what he'd be like if u fed him protein shakes and trained him to lift weights.

A Sumatran Rhino. They're small and shy. Also they're the only rhino that is friendly and can bond with people.

A Dolphin. Friendly and fun. And it would be a chick magnet. I'd just wear a shirt that says I have a pet Dolphin.

ive thought about this. pet sea lion would be great

Teradactyl so it can fly me places.

A family of meerkats. I would turn them into lolmeerkats!

Human LDO.

Otters. I'd have my own otter pool, with a below water glass viewing area. I am absolutely sure, in my own mind, that no chick could ever resist the romantic temptations of watching otters frolic under water, while sitting on my couch, sipping margaritas with me. Its going to be great.

"You can get by a dog. Nobody ****s with a lion."

hyena or baboon for protection




skunk w/o scent glands for around the house

A mountain tapir would be pretty cool. I think they can be domesticated - I saw a nature programme where a Brazilian tribe had another type of tapir as a pet:

I'd hate to be the guy who found out that hyena needed a muzzle. They have some of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom.

liger is sooo badass

A sloth, so I'd have someone to just sit around watch tv and drink beer with.

A sloth would be such a cool pet.

An Ameba yo. That **** is off the hook. Look at 'em food vacuoles and ****.

As a child I always thought that a pet Elephant would be nice, 'cause it could take you places and then if anybody ****ed with you, it could step on them.

Go little Ameba go! Take that food particle to town!

You did, his name was Stampy. You loved him.

Definitely some sort of bird. Id have to look into it but a relatively large sized, intelligent one i could use to send messages.

My brother always had this dream of owning homing pigeons. Then he got married and the woman squelched those dreams.

Is there a better animal in the world? When I come back I wanna be a sloth.

A Liger or Tigon would be awesome, that's a good choice. For me I think I'd go with a Pygmy Marmoset...


















They're tiny little monkeys who climb all over the place. At the DC National Zoo in the Great Ape House they used to let the little guys scamper out of cages, in the foliage by the benches. It would be awesome to have one

ooohhhh a bald eagle would be ridiculously sweet too. Predatory birds are amazing







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A cougar

Well much like ContactGSW I think a pet otter would be awesome. However, I do have a back-up plan, so I would want a herd of dik-diks.



Much like otters I think they would make me irresistible to women. All I have to do is say "Hey want to come back to my place and check out my herd of miniature deer." and panties would be dropped.

Plus, even if they weren't, I would still have a herd of miniature deer.