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Things you can't not do. Things you can't not do.

04-27-2011 , 03:06 PM
i cant help looking at people's bookshelves to see what kind of **** they read
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04-27-2011 , 04:04 PM
i cannot not be driven totally nuts by someone typing like an angry freak.

this is not a good thing -- since i work in room with a bunch of mad freaking-fast typers.
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05-02-2011 , 10:47 AM
I can't fail to shoehorn a personal peeve of mine into the phrasing of the thread title so as to drive it completely off topic.
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05-02-2011 , 11:02 AM
coke
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05-02-2011 , 11:54 AM
The company I write my rent check to every month is called "Gold Club Homes." When I write this out, I can't not hear a Mexican guy from LA saying "Gold Club, Homes." As in, he is addressing me as "homes."
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05-02-2011 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ike
The company I write my rent check to every month is called "Gold Club Homes." When I write this out, I can't not hear a Mexican guy from LA saying "Gold Club, Homes." As in, he is addressing me as "homes."
pretty funny, I do the same thing with essay -> ese

i.e. "I have to write this essay" becomes "I hate to write this, ese"
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05-02-2011 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
i cant help looking at people's bookshelves to see what kind of **** they read
This, but also in pictures with books in the background. Also, singing "Fasten seat belts while seated / Life vest under your seat" in my head a few times per flight.
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05-02-2011 , 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GMan42
I can't fail to shoehorn a personal peeve of mine into the phrasing of the thread title so as to drive it completely off topic.

... yeah.... i noticed i did that . . . . .

so i guess i really don't have anything that fits in with this topic.
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05-02-2011 , 02:09 PM
Im in my 20's and the basement still scares me. As soon as i turn out the light i book it up the stairs, still have this feeling that something will pounce on me as my back it turned to the dark.
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05-02-2011 , 09:52 PM
The grocery store by my house always has tons of samples. I just realized every time I sample something I cant not say what it is in a funny voice.
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05-03-2011 , 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
if i'm in the passenger seat and we're pulling out into traffic i always have to look over my shoulder.
if i'm in the passenger seat and the driver pulls up uncomfortably quickly behind the car in front, i instinctively press down with my right foot as if i was firmly applying the brakes
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05-12-2011 , 07:54 PM
i got one that i haven't started doing but I will be forever on i am certain

when someone mentions lou gehrig's disease (and its not a situation where I would be a dick saying this), I am gonna start saying

"isn't it a coincidence that lou gehrig died of lou gehrig's disease?"

credit to chris moltisanti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDWngRtEmm0
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05-13-2011 , 04:19 PM
When I shower I cant not wash from top to bottom. If I forget something as simple as my armpits I will start all over again.
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05-13-2011 , 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JoshK
That reminds me the other day while getting a teeth cleaning all the sudden the idea popped in my head at how hilarious and awkward it would be if you just started molesting the hygienist fingers with your tongue.

Couldn't get the thought out of my head and she had to stop b/c I couldn't contain my laughter.

I didn't say why I was laughing ldo.
nice lol
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05-13-2011 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by fezjones
Im in my 20's and the basement still scares me. As soon as i turn out the light i book it up the stairs, still have this feeling that something will pounce on me as my back it turned to the dark.
I do this is aswell.

Also when i smoke cigarets i usually take 5 fast shots of cig without the smoke going into my lungs but just into my mouth and then continiue to smoke in standard way.
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05-13-2011 , 08:33 PM
Lately I've developed the need to flip things when I pick them up. I work with a lot of tools so if I grab a hammer or screwdriver, it gets thrown for one rotation and caught again. Same with silverware. If it drops, I get pretty angry.

Plates get the open palm flip to open palm catch.

Last edited by baumer; 05-13-2011 at 08:33 PM. Reason: I hope this tendency doesn't turn into a "can't not do"
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05-13-2011 , 08:41 PM
when i am outside, i am unable to stop screaming in falsetto when something loud happens, like a lot of cars honking
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05-13-2011 , 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Borodog
I rip hairs out of my eyebrows and pull whiskers from my goatee if they feel too long/jagged compared to those around them.

Wow that sounds even weirder now that I've admitted it.
I do this all over my face, ugh. Habit's gotten so bad it's screwed up my skin above the corners of my lips. I'm trying to stop but I always catch myself doing it subconsciously.

Last edited by phenom.36; 05-13-2011 at 10:31 PM. Reason: "subconsciously" not "unconsciously" obv
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05-13-2011 , 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Borodog
I rip hairs out of my eyebrows and pull whiskers from my goatee if they feel too long/jagged compared to those around them.

Wow that sounds even weirder now that I've admitted it.
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Originally Posted by phenom.36
I do this all over my face, ugh. Habit's gotten so bad it's screwed up my skin above the corners of my lips. I'm trying to stop but I always catch myself doing it unconsciously.
I used to do this with my facial hair, though thankfully not with the eyebrows. But that was when I would just trim my beard instead of shaving it off completely. There would always be a few stray hairs that didn't get cut to a uniform length so I'd pluck them to even things out (or in an attempt to trim off jagged edges), inevitably going too far until I'd notice a few very sparse patches. Now that my routine is: 1. Shave hair and beard clean. 2. Let it all grow out a few weeks until it gets too long. 3. Repeat.

My plucking days are in the past.
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05-13-2011 , 10:26 PM
Oh, and I could probably pick 50 xkcd comics I do, but this one especially:

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08-10-2014 , 05:58 PM
When it rains on a sunny day I have to sing the ccr song
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08-12-2014 , 08:42 PM
Proud Mary?
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08-12-2014 , 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jackitos
Proud Mary?
No,

(I wanna know)
Have You Ever Seen the Rain (coming down on a sunny day)
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08-14-2014 , 10:15 PM
Masterbate
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08-16-2014 , 05:21 AM
Check that the opposite faces on novelty dice, such as fuzzy dice, add up to 7.
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