Vehicles that stop at railroad tracks. Makes me feel like i am taking some huge risk by simply driving over them.

I work at the railway, you aren't. I actually find it comical when buses stop, because a lot of buses end up stopping foul of the tracks to look for trains

I look at Efrom's avatar and start getting annoyed because it's out of date.

I have no idea what the bold means.

When I was young (a long, long time ago) the law in my state was that once the school bus stopped, someone had to get out of the bus to look for trains and then wave the bus across the tracks. This happened everyday in my small town as tracks went right through town. The bus had kids of all ages because the school was K-12 (I said it was a small town). The high school kids - if they were even on the bus - were too cool to do it and of course the younger ones were too small, so this responsibility fell to kids that were usually in 6th through 8th grades. One day a kid got out, ran across the tracks waving his arm for the bus to follow, and waited for the bus to come across the tracks to pick him up. The bus did so after the train went by.

That kid was Albert Einstein.

By far my most common route is Matthews beach to Fremont and back, so you probably have!

I never heard the term before, but the fact that you are pretending you don't get the meaning from the context is mildly annoying.

I want to push whoever created the Reese's Halloween commercial with the goddamn doorbell ringing in front of a ****ing bus.

Birthday wishes on Facebook and anyone who likes them. Especially receiving them. I guess I shouldn't be pissed that some distant acquaintances typed "Happy birthday!" but then I have to spend part of the day hitting like and/replying and then typing a long general "thanks to all the people who took the time..." post at the end of the day which prompts dozens more "Wishes" in the comments.

Thanks coworker who I met at a company conference and speak to one every other year on the phone for 10 minutes! I just can't express enough to what extent you brightened my day when I read "HBD, buddy!!!" On my feed today. I'll be sure to pretend I give a **** with about the least effort possible when Facebook lists YOUR special day in my notifications.

Info: it's not anywhere near my birthday today.

Yeah sorry, just meant that they stop in a spot where if there was a train coming, it would clip the front of the bus.

Just turn off showing your birthday on fb. Only your real life friends will know it's your birthday. But people like the fake acknowledgement, and love it when 100+ posts hit their feed.

I did do that and it helped, but when one of your real life friends posts it starts a virus. Honestly it really should not piss me off (especially to this inflated extent), but it does.

Excellent post given that it's not close to your birthday. Definitely not something that should enter your consciousness other than once per year.

When I delete what seems like a lot of documents or pictures, then go to empty my recycle bin and it doesn't take a long time to empty.

I want it to take minutes as if it is shouting "Holy **** dude, how much stuff did you delete?"

Anthropomorphic headlights.

ungrateful bastards

Bars that stock Coors Light but not original.

I've never seen Coors original

you must not be a beer connoisseur

so I guess youve never been invited to a banquet

Is that like a hootenanny?

When you have some container to open (my most recent relative example was a bottle of mouthwash) that has that clear plastic wrap over the neck and the lid with the little arrows or marks telling you where to rip it. You rip it, and are sometimes left with a little ring of the plastic still left on the neck. It drives me crazy. You can still open and use the bottle normally, but that ****ing little ring of it is there mocking you each time. You have to decide if you're OK with that, or find some sharp implement to stick underneath it and cut it off.

pretty good one as ive never even thought about that

That should piss you off

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