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I'd imagine that there is some value in knowing that the TP you're pressing against your ass (or a woman is pressing against her stuff) isn't covered in piss and poop flecks or used toilet water splash from flushes.

a sleaze-guard

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10-22-2016 , 11:12 AM

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ReidLockhart

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I never said they were great or necessary. But you're silly if you think there isn't piss and **** all over your bathroom without "missing the toilet"

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10-22-2016 , 04:47 PM

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Banned4lyfe

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Vending machines that only accept cash.

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10-22-2016 , 05:15 PM

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txdome

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

Vending machines that only accept cash.

Not fully trusting that my card is safe using it at a vending machine.

Which makes me think I should always have a $20 gift card in my wallet instead.

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10-22-2016 , 06:29 PM

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ChaseNutley26

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bahbah,

Enjoy brushing your teeth before bed tonight.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/my...on-toothbrush/

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10-22-2016 , 06:32 PM

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whatthejish

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But what if my toothbrush is inside of a cabinet?

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10-22-2016 , 06:40 PM

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froegg

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Is that cabinet air tight?

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10-22-2016 , 06:48 PM

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txdome

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Originally Posted by ChaseNutley26

bahbah,

Enjoy brushing your teeth before bed tonight.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/my...on-toothbrush/

People who care about this type of stuff are unbearable to be around.

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10-22-2016 , 08:11 PM

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Johnny Truant

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If your fecal toothbrush is the worst thing your tongue has touched, go and live a little.

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10-22-2016 , 08:39 PM

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It sounds like the study found that poop is everyone and not just in bathrooms. At my old house my toothbrush was kept in a cabinet behind my bathroom mirror and now I keep it on the counter but there is door between it and the toilet.

Either way, I don't think this new info gives us a reason to buy a TP shield at our homes.

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10-22-2016 , 09:13 PM

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All food should be labeled "Fecal matter levels acceptable for human consumption."

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10-22-2016 , 09:42 PM

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whatthejish

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Originally Posted by froegg

Is that cabinet air tight?

It goes "tshhhhh" when I open it

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10-22-2016 , 09:57 PM

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Johnny Truant

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When people squander an opportunity to say "hermetically sealed".

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10-22-2016 , 09:58 PM

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whatthejish

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When people can't appreciate the subtleties

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10-22-2016 , 11:47 PM

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ReidLockhart

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When people can't appreciate the subtleties

People that don't like subtitled movies.

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10-23-2016 , 12:20 AM

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DodgerIrish

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The subtleties of suspenseful subtitled submarine movies.

We get it, there's a subversive saboteur somewhere.

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10-23-2016 , 12:25 AM

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DodgerIrish

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alliteration

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10-23-2016 , 12:57 AM

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Louis Cyphre

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alliteration

dog door, you diaper-wearing dingo

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10-23-2016 , 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

All food should be labeled "Fecal matter levels acceptable for human consumption."

When you breathe in from your nose the air hits the back of your tongue.

So when you're taking a crap, you are basically tasting the feces.

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10-23-2016 , 02:42 AM

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grando1.0

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Oh no

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10-23-2016 , 02:59 AM

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Johnny Truant

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People who don't appreciate bold ties.

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10-23-2016 , 03:04 AM

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jalfrezi

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This fits well (though it's a subset of "people who don't have terrible taste").

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10-23-2016 , 03:40 AM

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Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by froegg

Is that cabinet air tight?

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

When people squander an opportunity to say "hermetically sealed".

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

When people can't appreciate the subtleties

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

People who don't appreciate bold ties.

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Originally Posted by jalfrezi

This fits well (though it's a subset of "people who don't have terrible taste").

I have to blame my own weak ass quote game, but bruhs....both of y'all...

ETA: proves El d's on the right track.

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10-23-2016 , 12:37 PM

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stinkubus

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Microscopic particles get tossed from the toilet when you flush. If your toothbrush is uncovered and close to your toilet you've been brushing your teeth with poop.