Big,

Good luck! I'm assuming you took them to an actual tailor/seamstress since you used the word seamstress? Because if you took them to a dry cleaner that does alterations they may not actually be there - often they send all that stuff out.

get off my lawn

not at all. only the really gawdy stuff like hummers, F450's, dualies (the ones with 2 pair of back wheels)...

Damn near had fisticuffs with my father over this very thing just now.
He was bragging how he gave an ***chewing to the big gangster next door over the weekend about pulling across the his driveway when parking in their spot.
Not a request,a full on cussing out,even though the guy apologized right away,my father kept at it for several minutes.
I said that wasn't smart to keep going,after the guy promised to stop,dad should have too.
He begins to rail on me on how I'm weak.
I make the point if this guy would have punched you out,how is that a good idea.
He says he would get even.
I say "that's all well and good unless he decides to kill you,either on purpose or accident".
Dad said it would never happen to him.

Uh,OK....

Now I wonder,should it piss me off or not....

you dad sounds like a real **** (rhymes with bunt)

Lol. It was a dry cleaner. And they were there, but it was incredibly complicated to explain to her that I needed them today even though they're not finished.

people who don't know how commas work.

Do you mean the punctuation mark or the state of deep unconsciousness?

Is this your dad?

when Americans try to ingratiate themselves to Brits by using British words. every time I here an American say "mate" or "chap" i want to slap them. get over the inferiority complex.

Pip pip!

Yeah, they always seem to be at sixes and sevens when using our words and phrases. Cheers.

You should be pissed mate.
They aren't trying to ingratiate themselves to you. They are mocking the ridiculous things Brits say chap.

I'm guessing more like this.


Also, can you clarify in English what the gangster did?

im not British.
i dont know what that means and i refuse to check!

Pulled across his driveway by about two feet,ten foot long as he was pulling into his lot to park,so his vehicle wouldn't have to jump the curb,basically using the edge of the driveway as a ramp for the tires on the passenger side,and getting his vehicle off the main road enough to let traffic pass.

I'm afraid he's losing it a little and becoming a crotchety old man.
But crotchety gets your *** handed to you,or worse,nowadays.

That's how I interpret it too. It's good that we taught you how to use irony effectively

I'm afraid we're gonna need an mspaint for this bad boy.

People who pull out a bag of change to pay for an order for 4 at Wendy's during the lunch time rush when theres only 1 register open and 30 people in line.

Americans using British words is a solid one. Nothing worse than the dude who spent a semester in England and comes back calling every bar a pub and signing his emails with "Cheers,".

I'm mildly annoyed every time I hear a sports announcer give the score of a soccer game as 1-nil.

I still don't understand.

When people say asterick, its risk fools

And he didn't have a trailor? Why the **** would he need to let traffic pass instead of just turning into his driveway that's 2 feet away?

As told; your dad's right and this gangster is an old woman. Maybe you should watch and learn how to grow a pair, mate.