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03-09-2016 , 06:11 PM
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Just imagine you're in the shower and the urinal is a naked teenage boy.
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03-09-2016 , 06:19 PM
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lol there's a guy that parks next to me in my building - we have adjoining spaces. He's about 25, black, dresses pretty casual whenever I see him - gym shorts, sweats, etc.
When 50 year old white dudes post top 10 rap lists without consulting their neighbor first.
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03-09-2016 , 06:19 PM
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No, that would probably result in expulsion. You guys clearly think it would be the worst moment ever if you were to realize your buddy was pissing on your foot in the shower. My reaction would be to throw a bottle of soap at him. You guys seem like you would want to call the cops.
And then what, a wrestling takedown?
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03-09-2016 , 06:24 PM
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When 50 year old white dudes post top 10 rap lists without consulting their neighbor first.
stereotype!
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03-09-2016 , 06:59 PM
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And then what, a wrestling takedown?
Do you think wresting is gay too? Not naked, but in a standard singlet? I mean guys often end up with the other guy's balls on the back of their head. That is the last thing on those wrestlers minds, but apparently would be the first thing on your mind. Do you think it is gay to appreciate Michelangelo's art?
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03-09-2016 , 07:06 PM
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A guy on my HS basketball team used to think it was hilarious to get a mouthful of shower water and walk up behind someone else in the shower and spit it on their leg, mimicking a pee stream. It was kind of funny the first time when the other guy freaked out. Nobody actually peed on anyone else though, I mean come on.
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03-09-2016 , 07:31 PM
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I never thought it was all that funny and never did it myself. My whole original point was you guys are way too uptight when it comes to pissing in urinals. Looking in someones direction or chatting at the pisser shouldn't freak you out. Hopefully this will be my last post about piss.
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03-09-2016 , 07:54 PM
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Ugh, I suck at trying to queue a video to the right spot, 7m30s for the leg pee joke
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03-09-2016 , 07:59 PM
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It shouldn't piss me off that porn sites have video players that are 10x better than every other kind of website. From news to youtube they all suck. I'm glad the porn sites are doing it right, but why can't other sites adopt their technology. Youtube is ****, but somehow every major news source uses worse video players.
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03-09-2016 , 08:02 PM
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Ugh, I suck at trying to queue a video to the right spot, 7m30s for the leg pee joke
Cue not queue, but you've done more than I could just by getting the youtube screen to show up.
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03-09-2016 , 08:50 PM
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Closeted gay people who insist they're not gay
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03-09-2016 , 09:07 PM
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When there's a new roll of TP and when you try to peel back the 1st square you end up pulling apart the plies. It's even worse when it lasts for the whole roll.
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03-09-2016 , 09:07 PM
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When pregnant chicks hold their bellies in every picture from the time they announce their pregnancy to the time they poop out the baby.
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03-09-2016 , 09:09 PM
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When there's a new roll of TP and when you try to peel back the 1st square you end up pulling apart the plies. It's even worse when it lasts for the whole roll.

This is awful. I have a roll right now that is not only separated plies, but the ****ing perforations don't even line up. Hatred.
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03-09-2016 , 09:28 PM
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When pregnant chicks hold their bellies in every picture from the time they announce their pregnancy to the time they poop out the baby.
I am 85% sure that they don't poop it out. I have no idea how it comes out though...
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03-09-2016 , 10:02 PM
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I hate it when I go through my pre-sneeze routine and then I don't sneeze.
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03-09-2016 , 10:47 PM
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This is awful. I have a roll right now that is not only separated plies, but the ****ing perforations don't even line up. Hatred.

You probably have one layer that's a rotation ahead of the other layer.

It's one of my favorite trolls to do to people
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03-09-2016 , 10:48 PM
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You need to explain this routine
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03-09-2016 , 11:02 PM
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If you separate the 2 plies of the paper, and rotate the top ply so it lines back up with the bottom ply.

It's super annoying, and hard to figure out at first glance.
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03-09-2016 , 11:04 PM
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You need to explain this routine
Well...its the sneezy feeling you get in your nose. Ah....ah....but no ah choo. Usually I get ready to pull my shirt up over my nose or grab a kleenex if there's one close by.
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03-09-2016 , 11:21 PM
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Closeted gay people who insist they're not gay
How do verify if someone is indeed gay when they say they arent?
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03-09-2016 , 11:24 PM
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How do verify if someone is indeed gay when they say they arent?
If his dick tastes like poop, he's probably gay.
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03-09-2016 , 11:29 PM
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Allblack, if they're super interested in seeing dudes dorks.
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03-09-2016 , 11:34 PM
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If his dick tastes like poop, he's probably gay.
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Allblack, if they're super interested in seeing dudes dorks.
2 pretty good indicators there, thanks for the tips
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03-10-2016 , 12:13 AM
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Thanking guys for the tips is another indicator.
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