This made me lol

I would be more upset if nobody said "aWOOooo".

So educate me then, help me improve as a poster. What about my posts today have sucked? Be specific.

Unknown split.

Why are you "mad at the *******s" who prefer drinking water over diet coke? Why are you so quick calling someone out for "ruining it for everyone" when you acknowledge they taste different to each other? Why do you immediately want to pick a fight about something you seem to understand yourself that you're wrong about?

In the late 70s Coca Cola sent people to restaurants to order Coke. They then SUED the ones that gave them Pepsi or something else.


So blame those ****ers at Coca Cola.

1. Hijacking a thread and trying to make it all about yourself.

Wait, this is the "Shouldn't piss you off, but does..." thread right?

And I've acknowledged that this shouldn't piss me off?

So what's the issue, that my opinion is too strongly worded or something?

Stating something as fact even though you are totally talking out of your ass.

So far I've shared something that shouldn't piss me off but does.

Do you really see what's happened afterwards as anything but me responding to various posters who've got opinions about me and/or my coke/pepsi comment? Am I not supposed to respond, is that it?

Having ****ty opinions are whatever, but going on a multi-post defense of your ****ty opinions and making the conversation about you is what makes you containment-worthy.

Take a lesson from txdome - he dropped a ****ty opinion earlier and just let it sit there like a turd for everyone to look at and comment on.

1. hijack a thread
2 endlessly argue with everyone who posts about stuff nobody gaf about

3 open seats in a waiting room, guy elects to take middle seat.

Same scenario at urinals

Wait, so bad posters respond when others take shots at them / their material, while good (less bad?) posters just take it?

So given this, how should we consider the 3 or 5 posters who're continually engaging me about this stuff?

Fill in the blank: They're totally not bad posters because __________ which makes them continually defending their opinions about DIB and perpetually engaging him acceptable.
So nobody GAF, but the thread is all about me and my opinion on this coke/pepsi topic. How does that work? Do you see this as me talking to myself?

Riddle me this, then: If NGAF, why do you and others keep engaging about it? And why do others get a pass for constant responses to me and my posts, but me responding to them makes me this ****ty poster?

Pretty sure you forgot chip and dales rescue rangers.

DiB,

if you dont want to go back in your cage, then you probably should stop doing what you are doing. IDGAF if other people are engaging you, stop engaging them about you

Sure, I'll reluctantly oblige for the sake of remaining free.

I know nothing of the history here, but it looks like some of you guys are picking on DudeImBetter.


imo

Definitely seems like something based on some history since plenty of other people get picked on itt (like me, for example) for our posts but don't get called horrible posters while we argue our points.

fwiw, maybe you do consider me and the others bad posters, but I think this situation is 100% based on some stuff that went down in the past between DudeImBetter and the forum.


I don't drink soda. I also don't think most people can correctly distinguish over 85% of the sodas in that experiment. No big deal, though, imo.

Everyone else, stop feeding the troll. And no more thread derail DiB discussion

There was a guy using the second of 5 urinals and I hesitated choosing between #5 and #4. I wanted to leave a buffer but not be weird about it so I went with #4 but I think I should have went with #5 the more I replay it in my head.

This is awesome

yeah, 5 is always a better option there, 4 can be weird in terms of being too cocky and not going for 5. So 5 unless you are one of those people that would turn there back to a guy while pissing, are you?

Pro move is to look up no matter how close you are.

5 is best because if a 3rd person comes in there is only a 1/3 chance of him being next to you vs a 2/3 chance if you chose 4.

I don't understand your logic or the question you're asking me...

I post this every time urinal etiquette comes up ITT: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal