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08-21-2012 , 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Eltbus
anyone who keeps the temperature of their house above 72.
Anyone who keeps the temperature of their house below 72.
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08-21-2012 , 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
"pee'd a little" too.
really annoy's me when people throw extraneous apostrophe's into real word's. that's just ******e'd.

p.s. i farte'd.
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08-21-2012 , 05:01 PM
When someone gets a phone call and no one is on the other end for whatever reason, and they say that unnecessary angry "hello" at the end.

(ring ring)
"Hello?"
(no answer)
"Hello?"
(no answer)
"HELLOOO!!!! "
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08-21-2012 , 05:36 PM
People who don't like corn on the cob.

Also people who don't sign their posts so that you can't tell who just posted.

-hf
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08-21-2012 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by trob888
When someone gets a phone call and no one is on the other end for whatever reason, and they say that unnecessary angry "hello" at the end.

(ring ring)
"Hello?"
(no answer)
"Hello?"
(no answer)
"HELLOOO!!!! "
One of my direct reports did this always and it killed me. An escalating series of "hello", with the last few yelled into the phone. Did you really think the problem was that you weren't loud enough?
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08-21-2012 , 05:46 PM
I would call that guy and wait for the third hello to respond every time.
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08-21-2012 , 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by HBE
Can we all please agree to stop laughing when someone says something about "threw up in my mouth a little bit"? I'm sick of that joke. Find a new one please people.
This joke and it's bff, "if I have an erection for 4 hours I'm calling my <insert something lame and hackneyed here!>" need to pull a Thelma&Louise and disappear forever.

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Originally Posted by Eltbus
anyone who keeps the temperature of their house above 72.
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Originally Posted by Meraxes
Anyone who keeps the temperature of their house below 72.
These posts remind me of Carlin's "people who drive faster/slower than you" joke. Though these are far less defensible obv.
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08-21-2012 , 08:02 PM
people that drive with their ****ing animals

it's always some goddamn woman from 18-99 who has their stupid small dog on their lap and it just angers me. it doesn't help they always suck at driving to begin with.

"hey if I get into an accident my dog just running around will be totally fine and not smash into the windshield breaking my neck or other passengers in the car's neck"

guys who have their dogs in the bed of their truck is bothersome but whatever - they aren't on their ****ing lap or gonna break my neck
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08-21-2012 , 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by trob888
When someone gets a phone call and no one is on the other end for whatever reason, and they say that unnecessary angry "hello" at the end.

(ring ring)
"Hello?"
(no answer)
"Hello?"
(no answer)
"HELLOOO!!!! "
My dad does this. You can tell after the first hello that there's nobody on the line, so the series of increasingly loud hellos before he hangs up is totally predictable. Another thing he does which is similar is he'll stay on the line way too long with telemarketers. He's not buying anything, but he will patiently answer their asinine questions despite having no interest in what they're selling, and as long as they keep talking he can't hang up. His standards of phone etiquette with telemarketers are no different from his standards with anyone else. Or maybe he's just slow to pick up on the fact that he's getting a sales pitch, I'm not sure.
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08-21-2012 , 09:53 PM
PM his number and I'll call and fail to respond until he lets out three hellos, then I'll give him some BS sales pitch and see how long I can keep him on. Then I'll be like "EvilSteve says hi" "Who?" "EvilSteve" "Who?" "Your son" click.
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08-21-2012 , 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by holmfries
People who don't like corn on the cob.

Also people who don't sign their posts so that you can't tell who just posted.

-hf
post signers suck
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08-22-2012 , 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
PM his number and I'll call and fail to respond until he lets out three hellos, then I'll give him some BS sales pitch and see how long I can keep him on. Then I'll be like "EvilSteve says hi" "Who?" "EvilSteve" "Who?" "Your son" click.
I find that this happens with most telemarketing calls already as they usually use auto-call programs. If I say hello and don't get a response I'll usually hang up within .5 seconds since I know it is probably a telemarketer.
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08-22-2012 , 12:15 PM
I can't be the only one who got like 3 phone calls a day from "VA MORT" for about a year, right? They finally stopped calling. Never picked up the phone once and still got about a thousand calls from them in a year. I hope everyone who works for them gets their dick cut off and they die in a ****ing fire.

Googled that number and saw people all over the internet complaining about it. Some said if you pick up and tell them to **** off you will get 10 calls a day instead of 3 so I never picked up. AFAICT it is some "mortgage" company that tries to convince old dumb people to do a reverse mortgage. God I hope they all died, and I mean that.
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08-22-2012 , 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by holmfries
People who don't like corn on the cob.

Also people who don't sign their posts so that you can't tell who just posted.

-hf
You gonna troll me?
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08-24-2012 , 11:33 PM
I have one:

When a radio station plays a song but bleeps out a swear. Especially "god damn" or "damn."

If you're going to play the ****ing song, have some balls and play the whole goddamned thing! Editing out the word just doesn't magically make me forget the ****inf lyric, you !%*#€£~*£!!!!.

Tilts me to no end.
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08-25-2012 , 12:51 AM
when it's like 5:00 or so and i get on the elevator and am going down obv and since i'm on the 13th floor i have to stop like 3 times on the way down to pick up more mouth breathers going home as well and then every one of them gets on the elevator and goes to push the L button and then seems surprised when they find that it is already pushed. like what did you think dumbass that none of the other 5 people on the elevator all going down are going to the lobby?
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08-25-2012 , 12:55 AM
You mean the 14th floor.
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08-25-2012 , 12:58 AM
huh?
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08-25-2012 , 01:05 AM
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Thirteenth floor is a designation of a level of a multi-level building that is often omitted in countries where the number 13 is considered unlucky. Omitting the 13th floor may take a variety of forms; the most common include denoting what would otherwise be considered the thirteenth floor as level 14, giving the thirteenth floor an alternate designation such as "12A" or "M" (the thirteenth letter of the Latin alphabet), or closing the 13th floor to public occupancy or access (e.g., by designating it as a mechanical floor).
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08-25-2012 , 01:08 AM
people who believe 13 is unlucky. ftr my building's elevator says 13. i've never noticed one that didn't but i don't go in a huge amount of buildings with >12 floors
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08-25-2012 , 01:09 AM
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huh?
The floor immediately above the 12th floor, which you mistakenly identified with a number I won't mention. It is called the 14th floor.
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08-25-2012 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW
people who believe 13 is unlucky. ftr my building's elevator says 13. i've never noticed one that didn't but i don't go in a huge amount of buildings with >12 floors
You should have a talk with the building manager and get that changed. The number you keep mentioning is not necessary in this context. And you should not mention it again here.
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08-25-2012 , 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by nismo9
When you stop at the curb waiting to cross the street and and the approaching car reaches you and stops to let you cross, even though you stood there for 2-3 seconds waiting for the car to go by.
****ing A, this. or when you're crossing and pacing your walk so that the car just passes in front of you...and they slam on the brakes.
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08-25-2012 , 02:04 AM
Olivia Wilde pisses you off?
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