When people find out that I don't like dogs, they say, "Well, you'll like my dog. Nobody could dislike my dog."

No, you condescending ****wit. It's a dog. Did you not hear me just now when I said I didn't like dogs? Unless your name for "laser cannon of awesomeness" is "dog," I am not going to like your dog because it's a dog and is therefore something I despise. This has not changed in the 10 seconds since I said this, although your tiny feeble brain may not have processed it.

Also: the existence of dogs.

People that don't like dogs

Touche.

p.s. you'll LOVE my dog

"he's a part of the familyyy..."

yah, the dog part.

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In the same vein, people that argue with me about whether or not I'll be allergic to their cat.

Just because you met someone once that told you that not all cats bother their allergies, does not mean that I want to chance meeting your Mr. Winkles, when I have never come across the cat that didn't make me miserable, with burning lungs/nose/eyes, for the next day. Shut up and let me rent a hotel room.

Also: Not being able to add, "the existence of cats"...I think they're adorable and would really like to cuddle them.

Oh, and people that say stupid **** about how they could never, ever put their pet down or get rid of a massively destructive or inappropriate pet (ie. a dog that hates kids when baby is on the way), but still eat meat.


And people who don't train their dogs not to bark, or not to jump up on people.

And dogs that drool.

And attention whoring pets..like giant lizards or snakes.

How it's standard practice when you ask for the bill in a restaurant for the waiter / waitress to start clearing the table instead of actually bringing the bill like you asked. Such a waste of your times to sit there whilst they clear the table. Why don't they clear the table after you have paid the bill and left?

Yeah i meant JITB. One i went to was the corner of Crenshaw and washington so ill def take every chance not to interact with employees there. Meh maybe sad like in an overall sense you hate talking to customer service ppl (though im with you) but were talking about JITB employees here.

Ashley, i dont think thats standard practice anywhere. Prob only when they either dont hear you ask for check or forget. Or if manager needs to generate check or smthng.

This is def something that should piss you off, but people thinking their pets are extraordinary or so much smarter than the average pet. I have two friends that are convinced that they lucked into getting the einsteins of dogs/cats. I guess you could include human children with this too.

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******s who say that

There's a difference between spreading germs when you're well enough to be out shopping and spreading the germs of people who are sick enough to be in a hospital.

People that peruse every option on the Coke Freestyle machine.

They obviously weren't sure if you were aware of the specials if I had to guess. It's also just polite as a server to explain what different courses are on the menu. This is assuming it's a real restaurant not TGIF.

I couldn't agree more.


People who sit next to me in areas where there are open seats where we both could be more comfortable. People who short me on tips so that it rounds to an even number. People who delete me off XBL for having a bad game or two in NHL 12 (doesn't happen in any other game).

Lady at the post office did this to me but actually paused a few times as she was reading her mail on her way to her car.

next time this happens i'm going to lay on the horn an uncomfortable amount of time and report back

i doubt the germs that medical workers spread on produce has any effect above and beyond the germs that already exist there, ****s gross but they aren't making it grosser

Ok you definitely got me there.

On my phone so I can't find it, but I remember some guy's crazy wife beat and brutally raped herself and tried framing her ex-husband for it. He was pretty ****ed IIRC until he remembered he bought a donut or a bagel or something at the time of the alleged crime and that was his saving grace.

Not exactly the same, but pretty crazy. Someone link it!

Anyway, I can't stand when people leave their flat screen TVs on when they're not using it (especially mine). There's only X amount of hours on those babies. Don't waste it!!!!

I remember one involving an ATM. Not sure if that's the one you're referring to though.

Well this should piss you off. This is terrible and people do it all the time. Especially the fat waddlers. My wife does it and I try to cross straight across and she doesn't get the concept of getting out of the car's way sooner even though you will have to take 3 additional steps to get to OfficeMax. I wish I could explain to her that it's courteous to cross straight rather than at a 75 degree angle toward the entrance of the big box store that is 250 feet away, but alas I cannot.

The ugly cousins of this phenomenon are the people who walk 3-abreast down the center of a god damn lane in a parking lot when you are driving. GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU FAT PIECES OF **** OF ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE EATEN IN YOUR FAT LIFE HOW HAVE YOU NEVER EATEN A GOD DAMN BULLET

Haha, I am a dog owner/lover but I know how some people are. They just can't stand to hear that their precious baby brings anyone any level of harm or lack of joy. ****ing ******s.

They could just say "Can I tell you about our specials tonight?" instead of the ******ed indirect "Hey have you ever eaten food at our gigantic chain establishment in your 35 years of living?" "Nah man they just let me out of the cave.. do y'all serve coyote here?"

My brother was a waiter and he got mad when I told him this bothered me and was like "we're just trying to - " BLAH BLAH BLAH that's no excuse. Fact is the customer doesn't like it. Stop saying it. Good intentions be damned. It's to the point where if someone says "Have y'all eaten here before?" I basically auto-deduct a dollar from their tip. And now commence tip debate.

People who say, "my children are my world".

My neighbor when I was growing up used to start blowing his leaves at 8:00am on the dot every Saturday. I mean seriously it's ****ing Saturday 8am? That probably should piss me off though so it probably doesn't belong itt.