Just remembered one. Posters who at this point still haven't learned how to embed youtube videos in their posts.

threads with billions of youtube videos embedded taking foreva to load

There are definitely people who are looking for more information and theyll usually ask a less general question or ask for a recommendation between a couple things But a lot of people will have pretty much made up their mind what theyre gonna order and just ask the server "how is x" to get some sort of approval before pulling the trigger. People that take forever making decisions on small meaningless purchases is something else that really grinds my gears.

I was a waiter for 2 years and the **** customers did that pissed me off could fill 5 pages.

nope

O'RLY

People who don't answer phone calls from private/unknown numbers.

The majority of peoples' lists on IMDB.

E.g.

Golf

This is more Things That Shouldn't Piss You Off Much, But Really Do:

Early appointment at pediatric dentist today. In the waiting room this ****ing momtard starts playing the ****ing penguin game on her phone at almost full volume for a solid 5 minutes. Then switches to a music video.
To cope, I imagine myself rolling up three magazines and getting a running swat at the back of her stupid head and then Tony_P-ing her phone. It really does help.

****ing signatures

The wikipedia thread here in OOT. I enjoy it, but it is such a huge time sink I have to avoid it or else I will have 20 tabs of wikipedia articles open that I MUST GO THROUGH.

When someone starts a sentence with ''I goes without saying that ..........'' and then they say it.

RAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!

not exactly per the OP, but -

when bicycle riders opt to ride on the side of the road instead of the sidwalk 2 feet away. ****ing dip****s.

always love these double-reverse revelations. bikes are not supposed to be ridden on sidewalks.

This ! Also, people who can't parallel park , hitting cars on both ends

they're better off forcing all passing cars into the median/slowing traffic/possibly dying..

You are wrong , bike riders need to ride on the side of the road , going the same way. Even though all these new bike lanes they have been creating , is a little bit tilting, but i see why.

ooh, that reminded me of one:





could just be me, but this is almost always women and old people.

if this is a dumb law i get it, but it's idiotic that they do it. there are very few bike lane streets in comparison to non, and it almost always causes visible annoyances on the road and is very dangerous.

just tonight i was driving home from the gym. the shoulder of the road was probably 4 feet wide. it was 45mph and everyone was going 25mph and swerving around him.

Driving down the highway and a ****ing plastic bag, aka the most beautiful thing in the world, is bouncing around in my lane up ahead. For some reason if I can't miss the bag on the left or right of my car (it may not be possible to change lanes in time at crowded highway speeds) and it finds its way under my car I feel so ****ing defeated.

Next step is look in rearview mirror. If I see bag floating around behind me then haha FU bag. If not then I know it's pulling a Max Cady and is now clinging to the underside of my car. Pisses me off way more than it obviously should. Those bags are quicker than they look.

That YouTube doesn't show a little green-red bar on the thumbnail of a video. You can kind of tell if a video is going to be stupid but then once in a while you see one that looks legit, is appropriately titled and has like 7 million views and you click on it to hear the gayest loudest music possible and a slideshow of still images then some pimple-faced nerd coming on being like "hey guise uhhh subsrcibe to my like videos and stuff haha urrrr" and you look down to see the like-dislike bar is like 98% RED. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

I understand YT wants you to click on stuff but Jesus the bad vidz on that site really go a long way toward ruining it. This probably shouldn't piss me off b/c I mean...it's YouTube. And 80,000 kids a day are dying in Africa of electrocution but I needs me my YouTube.

either way, i find it highly unlikely you don't 1) acknowledge the biker 2) lose your train of thought at least somewhat 3) anticipate the biker ****ing up and ending up in front of you and either killing him or killing yourself/causing a 10-car pileup, and the resulting fallout- in the instance you kill him, you're going to be stuck on the side of the road for a good 5 hours as the neighbors, local cops, fire department, homicide, your grandparents, the evening news, etc. show up, causing emotional duress/embarrassment/sadness, leading to a rough few weeks at LEAST for you followed by court, lawyers, witnesses, evening news, and having to explain why you weren't paying more attention to God at the entrance of heaven...and pretty much the exact same fallout if you swerve into the other lane to save the biker except worse because you'll need a new car.

or 4) aren't slightly annoyed (even in your diagram you're heading off to the left a bit)

all because an a$$hole guy training for the tour de france felt it necessary to ride his bike on a main road

A couple things that bother me that really shouldn't:

When people get food from somewhere and then say, "We got Subway" or "I got McDonalds" wherever they went

The word "info." For some reason I just don't like it at all and will go out of my way to say/write "information."

Those fit this thread right? I mean, those are pretty weird.

bikes do not belong on the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with some of you people.

But they do belong on the bike path.

We get a lot of the hard-core bikers around here that will ride on the road instead of the bike path. Their reason? Too many walkers/slower bikers on the path - it slows them down. Hello! You're on the road slowing down thousands of commuters trying to get home. And then once you pass the bikers on the road you'll come to a traffic signal and they'll pass you and a long line of other cars while it's red, run the light, and they you need to pass them all over again. And they'll be smugly thinking, "Ha, I'm not only more fit because I bike to work, I get there faster than those idiots in cars." Never realizing that they are one of the main reasons my commute is so slow.