Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do. - Page 210 - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment

Are you saying Banned4Lyfe shouldn't be pissed off because EndoBird's posting is appropriate for the thread? If so, he (Banned4Lyfe) is posting in the right place.

also EndoBird continuing his streak of being blissfully wrong about everything

Upset about something?

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11-18-2013 , 06:27 PM

#5227

pmarrsouth

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,123

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Originally Posted by Joss

A number of grocery stores around my area have stopped providing the hand baskets, which sucks because that's the perfect size for 90% of my shopping trips. So now I have to choose between either wheeling around an unnecessarily large cart or just carry things in my hands. The only reason I can think for this change is to force people into using a big cart, subtly increasing the amount of stuff they end up buying. Businesses that intentionally make my experience worse in order to slightly boost sales piss me off, regardless of the scale.

I do my best to avoid these stores and vote with my dollars but it keeps getting harder.

They cut out plastic bags in Ireland a few years ago. Having a bag such as the above is better than using your hands to carry items. Also, you wont need to take a basket when using one, just load the bag as you walk around the store.

Plus if you "double bag" the above, then you can take off the empty one at checkout and load it right away if you want to save a further 20 seconds after putting your items through the scanner at self checkout

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11-18-2013 , 08:31 PM

#5228

johnzimbo

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,748

Sofia Vergara

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11-18-2013 , 10:01 PM

#5229

mashoo

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 372

Whole pieces of lettuce on burgers. I prefer chopped lettuce.

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11-18-2013 , 10:14 PM

#5230

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,359

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Originally Posted by mashoo

Whole pieces of lettuce on burgers. I prefer chopped lettuce.

gtfo

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11-18-2013 , 10:22 PM

#5231

mashoo

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 372

Idk what it is, I think it's cuz I'll get the ****ty white bottom part still attached or even partially and not removed.

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11-18-2013 , 10:35 PM

#5232

EfromPegTown

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Originally Posted by Dominic

gtfo

Amen.

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11-19-2013 , 12:29 AM

#5233

sonnyalbo

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,730

I'm on a severe case of hate agaisnt male pattern baldness. It was my best feature, full head of curly fluffy curls. Now I'm a 30 yr old paulie gautieri minus the tough/charming persona.

Its not really what the thread asks for, but since my friends have heard enough about it, thought internet should too.

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11-19-2013 , 01:11 AM

#5234

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Just thought of one:

I usually wear jeans that are button fly. Say I'm playing poker and have to go take a leak...when I get to the urinal, I immediately undo my belt, unbutton my jeans, and get my business done. The action if unbuckling is 2nd nature now.

But rarely, I'm wearing pants that have a normal zipper. It doesn't need to be unbuckled or undone - only unzipped.

But I still unbuckle my belt when I approach the urinal without thinking about it, even though I don't need to.

Drives me crazy.

I'm having trouble understanding. Does this mean sometimes people piss out their zipper while leaving the top button fastened and perhaps a belt buckled?

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11-19-2013 , 01:17 AM

#5235

Dominic

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,359

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I'm having trouble understanding. Does this mean sometimes people piss out their zipper while leaving the top button fastened and perhaps a belt buckled?

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11-19-2013 , 01:20 AM

#5236

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

I dont, and didnt realize anyone did. Unbutton, unzip, rest dick on top of waistband of boxers, piss and put away.

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11-19-2013 , 01:25 AM

#5237

Rawlz517

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 58,260

Have you ever questioned why boxers have that hole in them by your dick?

Unzip
Pullout
Piss

It's not that hard

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11-19-2013 , 01:40 AM

#5238

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot

Have you ever questioned why boxers have that hole in them by your dick?

Unzip
Pullout
Piss

It's not that hard

I knew that is why its there, but figured lawl nobody does that. Need a poll.

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11-19-2013 , 01:47 AM

#5239

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,359

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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot

Have you ever questioned why boxers have that hole in them by your dick?

Unzip
Pullout
Piss

It's not that hard

Oddly, I unzip, pull down the top of my waistband, and piss. I don't use the hole.

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11-19-2013 , 02:58 AM

#5240

Banned4lyfe

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Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

needs poll

I would set the o/u at like 29% for OOT'ers

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11-19-2013 , 03:19 AM

#5241

_Mantis_

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,707

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Oddly, I unzip, pull down the top of my waistband, and piss. I don't use the hole.

+1

Edit: No wait, I am even weirder. I unzip, then pull up from bottom of boxers.

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11-19-2013 , 06:41 AM

#5242

silkhandlez

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 480

I have some friends that get really into fantasy football. Tilts the hell out of me, mainly because it seem's as though they go so hard with it because of the show "the league". I never watch the show, but I am sure they make a ton of references from it, during the season...

That is why it shouldn't piss me off, I have no actual proof that they copy the show "the league". But I just think they do.

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11-19-2013 , 06:53 AM

#5243

Yakmelk

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How do you not get your dick cut off by the sharp zipper ends when attempting the 'piss-through-zipper' move ?

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11-19-2013 , 07:29 AM

#5244

Didace

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It's a zipper, not a chainsaw.

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11-19-2013 , 08:55 AM

#5245

EfromPegTown

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh....php?t=1211595

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11-19-2013 , 09:32 AM

#5246

dukemagic

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,899

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Originally Posted by EfromPegTown

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh....php?t=1211595

At least link the good thread:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...n-pee-1254716/

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11-19-2013 , 09:35 AM

#5247

ChaseNutley26

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,594

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot

Have you ever questioned why boxers have that hole in them by your dick?

Unzip
Pullout
Piss

It's not that hard

What... I don't turn you on?

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11-19-2013 , 10:35 AM

#5248

Clear Quality

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,227

That piss thread has been done. Cliff notes are: omg, I can't believe people don't do things the way I do them!

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11-19-2013 , 02:04 PM

#5249

TBadr

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,669

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Originally Posted by JWright777

People who immediately stand up to get their bags and **** the second a plane lands. They then proceed to stand there for the next 5 minutes waiting for the doors to open.

I was in a plane with my wife recently where this old hag in the row behind us did this while my wife and I remained seated until it was our row's turn to evacuate. She then proceeds to cut in front of my wife when it's our turn and my wife says "real considerate" or something to that extent to which the old hag responded "well i've been standing there while you were sitting down so i get to go first"