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Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do. Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

11-23-2013 , 02:43 PM
Anyone, especially anyone over 40, who says "_____ is da bomb!"
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11-23-2013 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by EndoBird
People who back up into parking spaces... It's probably already been said, but I wanted to confront it as I was stuck behind two neighbors in my apt complex who felt the need to back up into a parking space.
These people also:

- are car people -- love their cars and feel that their car personifies them (Zoom, zoom!)
- think that they are excellent drivers
- get to work early and park in the spot that minimizes their walk to the front door (unless they are so car-oriented that they park in an isolated spot so that no one will ding their baby)
- are probably aspy in other ways

A good prank would be to place a rival sports team magnet on the back of their car, because they will never see it.

I wonder if they back into their garages?

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Originally Posted by rigs26
When a car in front of me stops at a light turning red that I was going to pass through easily if that car wasn't there.
Good one.

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Originally Posted by cbboy
It is so frustrating when they begin to slow just because they see the walk signal change. I have actually had people stop at green lights after the walk signal changes to the stop hand. So aggravating.
Bad one. Anyone stopping at a green light should piss everyone off.
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11-24-2013 , 12:07 AM
touche
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11-24-2013 , 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Loden Pants
These people also:

- are car people -- love their cars and feel that their car personifies them (Zoom, zoom!)
- think that they are excellent drivers
- get to work early and park in the spot that minimizes their walk to the front door (unless they are so car-oriented that they park in an isolated spot so that no one will ding their baby)
- are probably aspy in other ways
Do your thuper thensitive jimmies also get rustled when you have to wait on a hesitant person backing out of a parking spot at 0.5 mph because the SUV's parked on either side make him effectively blind to people walking behind the car?
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11-24-2013 , 02:39 PM
Haha, backing in is dumbtarded.
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11-24-2013 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by mashoo
Whole pieces of lettuce on burgers. I prefer chopped lettuce.
That is on of the most insane things I've ever read.

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
I'm having trouble understanding. Does this mean sometimes people piss out their zipper while leaving the top button fastened and perhaps a belt buckled?
Apparently? Blown away after reading ITT and the other 2 linked threads that people don't unbutton. I was aware it occurred, but I thought it was something only little kids and weird people do.


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Originally Posted by that_pope
Agreed. If someone said they put a net up, I would say why just the net and not the whole hoop?
And if you said you put a hoop up I would ask why you didn't put up the backboard and goal post...
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11-24-2013 , 04:46 PM
when im in a car (any seat... driving, back passenger, whatever) and someone puts the sun visor down. it drives me nuts and i cant stop fixating on it

Last edited by His Boy Elroy; 11-24-2013 at 05:01 PM.
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11-24-2013 , 04:48 PM
wow. That definitely belongs in this thread.
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11-24-2013 , 07:48 PM
when weird people like skraper think normal people are weird for peeing normally and not pulling down their pants to use the urinal
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11-24-2013 , 08:03 PM
Papa John's mega chocolate chip cookie
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11-24-2013 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Anarchist
when weird people like skraper think normal people are weird for peeing normally and not pulling down their pants to use the urinal
you don't pull your pants down. you just unzip and whip it out
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11-24-2013 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by skraper
you don't pull your pants down. you just unzip and whip it out
+infinity. The boxer thing is whatever. But major lolwtf at people who undo their belt/unbutton their pants.
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11-24-2013 , 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
+infinity. The boxer thing is whatever. But major lolwtf at people who undo their belt/unbutton their pants.
i think you are reading his posts wrong because he definitely unbuttons (not sure how his pants stay up tho?)
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11-24-2013 , 09:40 PM
I'm a bit unclear how your pants go down?
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11-24-2013 , 10:00 PM
Fishing your dick out through a hole in your pants is absurd. Just unbutton and go
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11-24-2013 , 10:37 PM
lol @ fishing your dick out

It's not as hard as you guys make it sound.
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11-24-2013 , 10:44 PM
but certainly its tougher than unbuttoning
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11-24-2013 , 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by skraper
but certainly its tougher than unbuttoning
no, its not. i would say its much easier. unless you are a kid/aspy who doesn't wear a belt.
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11-25-2013 , 03:11 AM
Simply rest your penis on the elastic of your boxers/undies. When finished, pull the elastic forward and he falls back into place. Easy game.
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11-25-2013 , 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
lol @ fishing your dick out

It's not as hard as you guys make it sound.
Size does matter.
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11-25-2013 , 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
Haha, backing in is dumbtarded.
lol...
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11-25-2013 , 07:02 AM
theres this one guy that i work with he whistles non stop all day and its driving me effing insane...
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11-25-2013 , 12:41 PM
wth at people undoing their belt and unbuttoning to take a piss. That's literally absurd.
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11-25-2013 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Goodie
wth at people undoing their belt and unbuttoning to take a piss. That's literally absurd.
People who type "wth" instead of "wtf". I mean it's one of the few times you can swear in the forums without being guilty of evading the profanity filter.
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11-25-2013 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bremen
Size does matter.
Why do you think we have to unbutton.
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