I see you are rehearsing your story for the police. I recommend the below instead -
I am exercising my rights as enumerated by the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Ninth and Fourteenth Amendments to the United States Constitution. I demand to have my attorney present prior to and throughout any questioning. Additionally, I request to call my attorney right now for a private legal consultation.
In 3rd grade, I caught some tennis matches on TV and was trying to learn it just from context of jumping in cold. When they repeatedly referred to zero as love, I decided that it surely had to be "lub," because why the **** would it be "love"?
So one day, in the way that elementary schoolers (and perhaps even people who are past elementary school) do, I indulged a convo in which I pretended to know what the hell I was talking about with regard to tennis. And in discussing how a game went down, I said "lub." Friend corrects me and says, "Love." I immediately insist, "That's what I said!" Friend buys it, says, "Ohh, I thought you said lub! I lub you."
At this point, I executed one of the rare indiscretions of my life: I courtesy-laughed at his joke. I was so relieved that my stupidity could be wriggled out of with a simply and straightforward lie that I figured that this wasn't the time to withhold the courtesy laugh. This is not something that I do. I do not sell out like that. And yet, here I did.
Power rankings of the dishonorable things I did in this story:
1. Courtesy laugh
2. I don't know
3. I don't know
4. Brazen lie to a friend to save face
Noone would be able to decipher the escape plan he wrote.
what if i told you sorting the past five months of my posts into sequential order then reading every other one of them out loud would reveal something about my escape you didn't otherwise know before?
what if i told you sorting the past five months of my posts into sequential order then reading every other one of them out loud would reveal something about my escape you didn't otherwise know before?
I would say relying on us to decipher may be asking too much.
Try to make good use of your time in the big house. And keep your hands to yourself.
what if i told you sorting the past five months of my posts into sequential order then reading every other one of them out loud would reveal something about my escape you didn't otherwise know before?
If they require you to do that, it will be considered cruel and unusual punishment by any court in the land and you will be summarily released.
Than the Classic Rock Workout channel on SiriusXM should be renamed the "Bang a Gong" channel because they play it so often. Not the original, but the Power Station version