Select-a-size paper towels.
I absolutely hate these things in every way and always have.
I understand conceptually the idea, if you have a small spill you can pull off a smaller square.
Do you know how often this comes up? NEVER.
Do you know how often you accidentally pull off a small square when you don't want to? EVERY DAMN TIME.
Seriously, if I was ever made a crazy Kim Jong Il style dictator I would ban these things and anyone making or buying them would be put to death.