Staying at PCA last year, 3 of us in the room, obv we leave it pretty nasty each day and maid does good job of cleaning & not informing the management of the strong 'herbal' therapy that must be going on.
So as we are leaving me and another guy are deciding what we should tip, we figure $120 between the 3 is reasonable so we both put our 2 x $20 flat on the side. Then our tight-ass douchebag friend comes in, who loves to be ballin on a budget, and we say tips for the cleaner on the side.
So he walks over, turns his back to us so hiding the notes, rummages in his wallet and pulls out 4 notes, slips them together with our $20s and stacks them in a nice pile.
I thought it looked a bit sneaky, and knowing he was a tightwad I go over and he has left 4 sexy ass $1 bills. NICE.
I should add that he had approx $1500 in his wallet.