you mean flushing the last person's pee before you pee and then you flush again?

a) that's a tiny bit little weird; and,
b) it still doesn't defeat the purpose so long as not everybody does what you do

Oh here comes some more nittery in the form of urine in a ****ing toilet bowl. bravo

Just got back from dinner at a hibachi grille and seated at our table was a 50-ish WASPy businessman eating stag. He ordered lobster and shrimp and when his bill came she asked if he wanted some dessert and he said "I get a free dessert right?" (this is fine) she replied yes then he asked if he could have sprinkles on it (or something I didn't quite hear) and she said "that's 50 cents extra" to which he replied with a smile "Welllll, you can find a way to sneak it on there..." then she nervously laughed and he said "I'll work it into your tip." with another fake businessman smile. WTF? How bout just pay the 50 cents instead of making the waiter steal it from the owner of the restaurant and then reimbursing the waiter for said theft, you toolbag?

FWIW his icecream came with nothing on it so I'm guessing she just ignored him. Good for her. God forbid she put the sprinkles on it and charge him 50 cents he'd probably make a scene.

those better be some good goddamn sprinkles for fiddy cents

You're aware this is a restaurant that charges $2.95 for chicken fried rice and $2.95 for a soda, right?

The guy dropped probably $30 on his meal and tried to force the waiter to steal him 50 cents of sprinkles (or chocolate drizzle I don't quite remember).

My mother does this!

PS Bags of milk rule. There's like four one litre bags in a big bag and you only open one at a time so it lasts longer and you don't run out so fast.

So exactly why in the holy mother of frickity frack were you spending time with this woman when you knew she sucked at life?

What do you say when somebody who you have a professional relationship with at work asks you to help her move? "No thanks I don't feel like helping you"?

Just here wondering how this guy above me has a black rectangle as his username?!

"I would but I won't be around this weekend."

bc he would happily drink other peoples stuff when he didnt have his own but would get mad when it happended to him

I this kind of thread because it inspires so much ill feeling in so many ways.

I can see this just to be able to get a cup of coffee in the room w/o waiting 90 min for it to be brought up.

The not flushing pee practice isn't so much stinginess as you live in a rural area, have a well and are conserving water during drought conditions.

That's such a rare situation now I can see how people would think it's weird and disgusting.

What are you talking about? Must be something wrong with your forum settings. Open his profile then hit alt-f4, should fix it.

It's pretty prevalent in commercial buildings in cities, what with the whole green movement and all. I heard Sal Massaquela on E! say into the camera "only flush number 2" during some bit on sustainability. That was a couple years ago before I really started noticing the phenomenon. But a guy I work with deliberately leaves his orange piss in the urinal. One day I was in the restroom and the janitor was in there and he told me "Tell that fat guy you work with to flush his pee-pee.", which was awkward to say the least.

I'm a commercial building inspector so I piss in myriad strange restrooms and have noticed it often. Walking up to a urinal with orange piss in it kinda throws me off my game.

I can understand it more if you are talking about your private residence in a dry area.

Also I cut my grass with one of these, which affords me the liberty to flush my piss so others don't have to see it.:

Orange piss ugh.

Dude's impending kidney stones will adequately punish him.

He's a 60 year old guy who is 5'7" 285 and has a stint in his heart and type 2 diabetes. He's also the subject in most of my Yambag posts.

When I was in like 5th grade, my friend had a birthday party at Wild Rivers, this waterpark. He paid for all of us to get in, but one of our friends had a season pass and asked his mom to pay HIM because he was using it.

At his own birthday party, this same guy took us to the dollar theater and to watch Kazaam a year after it came out. His parents bought this jumbo popcorn for all of us. As soon as we sat down someone spilled it all over the place. We went and got a refill, but this dude ate the popcorn off the top of the pile on the ground.

I knew a kid who spilled his Gatorade all over a bench in our high school pool locker room and started licking it off. It was unbelievably disgusting, I can only imagine the amount of asses that have been planted on that bench (plus all the chlorine from the pool and everything, yuck).

I was at a KFC where they had a buffet. I saw two people go up and order two buffets. Their family of 10 then entered into the back room with a cooler filled with drinks and they shared the buffet between themselves. Towards the end of their meal they put left overs into the cooler prior to leaving.

Scamming the buffett is a classic low-life move as old as buffett's themselves.

I think at this point they probably expect a certain level of that and build it into the prices, so sadly we subsidize these mooches.

My dad wears all my old clothes. He's worn this one pair of shoes from freshman year highschool for like 8 years. Every once in a while my mom will blow up at him about it and yell about how they're not poor.

In HS, we'd go to Jack-in-the-Box for lunch pretty frequently, and my one friend would always get a water cup and then fill it up with soda. Pretty standard, but one day the manager got tired of it and refused to give him one. They argued about it it for like 3 minutes and finally my friend gave up. There was a middle-aged guy in back of us who got furious for some reason and started yelling about how they HAD to give my friend water, and it was illegal or something.

So when he orders he gets a water cup and goes over and gives it to my friend. My buddy then proceeds to go over to the soda fountain and chugs like 4 cups of soda while saying stuff like "Man thats good Coke."

This kid also used to order fast food with a lot of specifics like "no mayo, no onions, extra pickles" just so he could eat like half and then go up and complain about how they got the order wrong so that he could get a free one.

sounds pretty awesome to me.

Just thought of another one after seeing the "cooling the pool" thread.

In college I lived in a frat house and we had a pool. We had a "house manager" position that was a brother who was in charge of paying bills and assigning chores and stuff. We were kinda poor, but not ridiculously so, because we had super low dues and rent compared to the rest of the houses on campus.

One year, the guy we elected was a huge tight-wad. Yellow let it mellow kind of guy. He refused to heat the house and then would get pissed if you used a space heater.

So we have the pool, but he would be extremely stingy about heating it. Around the start of summer, we had a quick meeting amongst those of us who were gonna live there. He said we wouldn't have to in the summer, specifically because "more people will use it and people moving around inside will help heat it up anyways."