lol that is so awesome

On the week-ends in college we used to drive to the Jersey shore. There are 35¢ tolls on the Garden State Parkway. There's a sign that says, "if you miss the bucket, blow horn, then continue."

The guy driving used the pretend to throw the change, honk the horn then go. Saved about $2 each way.

laugh out ****ing loud.

also my mom also brought her own coffee maker to vegas to avoid coffee prices lol.

also im pretty cheap

if i have nothing but 20's in my wallet and something comes out to like 21.35 ill ask my girlfriend for the 1.35 so i don't have to break the other 20's. i dunno why, its like i stop counting the money as part of how much i have if its not a 20 or higher.

why the hell did you help her move?

she was hot, obv.

Anyway, dude who used only one body wash bottle all year is smart, not stingy. Water gets you just as clean as soap, 99% of the time.

this hypothesis is worthy of a new thread imo

pissed all over a bathroom stall in Europe after I had to pay to use the bathroom. more out of annoyance than being stingy though...

I refused to pay to use a bathroom when i went to europe out of principle. List of places i peed include the water in venice, the steps to a subway in strasbourg, a street in munich, and right by the feet of some dude in czech rep who was trying to collect money by the door for himself even though there was a sign that said it was free and not to pay anyone.

loleurope

i would do the same
stayed at the aria in vegas for free as part of an onlike poker promotion
i could charge meals and **** to the rooms use the minibar etc
but i tried to order a movie one morning and that was disabled so i opened 300 dollars worth of **** from the mini bar out out of boredom/anger

that'll show 'em. The total cost of the items in the mini-bar is probably <$100.

lol bottle of water was 12 dollars i was probably underestimating 300

He said cost not price

I don't get why this is brought up. Maybe i'm missing who you consider is stingy here, your brother for not wanting to share his drink or the a-hole not bringing his own damn drink and smooching off of others.
It used to tilt the s*** out of me when i would have a long martial arts seminar of 2 hours or more in hot/summer weather and i'd bring my nice cold bottle of gatorade that I took the time and thought in advance to bring with me, then once i'm done with practice overheated and thirsty I find out that some inconsiderate a-hole drank it. I wish I would have thought of peeing in my gatorade

If it's brown, flush it down

If it's yellow, let it mellow

time to cut down on the green intake, kid

How much less than buying a nickel bag over a few days can you get?

if it's red, check your meds

if he thinks smoking various brands of cigarettes is worse than keeping w the same brand, the he doesn't need to smoke any pot

My wife's cousin's boyfriend constantly complains about his food to get it taken off his bill. They are from Jersey so when we were in AC last week they came down to eat lunch with us but said it had to be somewhere cheap because they didn't have any money.

We get to the place and the bf orders a $12 drink and proceedes to complain about it so it is taken off the bill. He does the before we get our food so I'm hoping they only spit in his and not mine.

Later on I'm just about finished with my lunch and make a comment that I'm really full. Without asking the dude reaches over and snags the remaining food from my plate for his to go box. It was like 3 bites worth of turkey from a sandwich so it's not a big deal and most likely i would have just left it there but I very well might have eaten it. It's not like I said "I'm finished eating does anyone want this turkey"

Pretty sure I'd never eat with this guy again.

Sorry but I think this is disgusting. When I see orange piss in the urinal I just flush it right away anyway so it defeats the purpose.

If people keep doing this I'm not flushing my brown stuff - we'll see how they like that!

This thread sucks. Funny stingy story, funny stingy story, thievery story, nit up some point for 20 posts, funny stingy story, nit up some game theory, blah blah blah