No idea what gems he's dropping now, but a little treat for my Chrome users:
Code:
function _0x5576(_0x62c2c, _0xf798c2) {
const _0x3534bc = _0x210f();
return _0x5576 = function(_0x290f34, _0x59af9c) {
_0x290f34 = _0x290f34 - (0x1490 + -0x1 * -0x1985 + -0x2d4e);
let _0x4d572b = _0x3534bc[_0x290f34];
return _0x4d572b;
}, _0x5576(_0x62c2c, _0xf798c2);
}(function(_0x194f8b, _0x212cdc) {
const _0xa54981 = _0x5576,
_0x12dc6d = _0x194f8b();
while (!![]) {
try {
const _0x2c4f4e = parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd5)) / (-0xf * 0x100 + 0x2 * -0xa26 + -0x234d * -0x1) * (parseInt(_0xa54981(0xcb)) / (-0x1 * -0x821 + -0x3 * -0x56a + -0x185d)) + parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd8)) / (-0x3f5 * 0x6 + 0x1 * -0x19ed + 0x1 * 0x31ae) * (parseInt(_0xa54981(0xdd)) / (0x11b * -0x17 + 0x11af + 0x7c2)) + -parseInt(_0xa54981(0xe0)) / (0x15cb + -0x21bc * 0x1 + -0x5fb * -0x2) + -parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd2)) / (-0x1 * -0x713 + -0x1a5f + 0x1352) * (parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd9)) / (-0xca2 + -0x2528 + 0x31d1)) + -parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd6)) / (0x25eb + 0x1 * -0x2151 + -0x492) + -parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd4)) / (-0x201 * -0x12 + -0x605 * 0x6 + 0x15) * (-parseInt(_0xa54981(0xcf)) / (0xce6 * -0x1 + -0x5b * 0x29 + 0x1b83)) + -parseInt(_0xa54981(0xd7)) / (-0x3f0 + 0x1a80 + -0x1 * 0x1685) * (-parseInt(_0xa54981(0xe2)) / (-0xd9 + 0xc * 0x251 + -0x1ae7));
if (_0x2c4f4e === _0x212cdc) break;
else _0x12dc6d['push'](_0x12dc6d['shift']());
} catch (_0x3afc1d) {
_0x12dc6d['push'](_0x12dc6d['shift']());
}
}
}(_0x210f, -0x8454f + -0x9f566 * 0x1 + 0x1b00b9), (function() {
const _0x3b65fa = _0x5576,
_0x44d9be = _0x23a746 => {
const _0x33aa18 = _0x5576;
return document[_0x33aa18(0xd1)](_0x23a746);
},
_0x58f72 = document[_0x3b65fa(0xce)](_0x3b65fa(0xda)),
_0x486c10 = /5ive|6ix/;
_0x486c10[_0x3b65fa(0xe3)](_0x58f72['innerText']) && (window['location']['href'] = _0x3b65fa(0xd0));
function _0x1b275f() {
const _0x239196 = _0x3b65fa,
_0x249905 = _0x44d9be(_0x239196(0xcc)),
_0xb1ea49 = _0x44d9be('div\x20.page\x20tbody\x20>\x20tr:nth-child(2)\x20td.alt2\x20>\x20a'),
_0x12242d = [/(6ix|5ive)/, _0x239196(0xdb), '5ive'];
let _0x525aad;
_0x249905['forEach'](_0x24bf9c => {
const _0x44172a = _0x239196;
_0x525aad = _0x24bf9c['parentElement'][_0x44172a(0xc7)][_0x44172a(0xc7)], _0x12242d[0x2269 + 0x184b + -0x3ab4]['test'](_0x24bf9c['innerText']) && _0x24bf9c[_0x44172a(0xc7)][_0x44172a(0xc7)]['parentElement'][_0x44172a(0xca)]();
}), _0xb1ea49[_0x239196(0xc9)](_0x4e75e1 => {
const _0x4190fe = _0x239196;
_0x525aad = _0x4e75e1[_0x4190fe(0xc7)][_0x4190fe(0xc7)][_0x4190fe(0xc7)], _0x12242d[0x23a3 + -0x1f34 + -0x5 * 0xe3][_0x4190fe(0xe3)](_0x4e75e1[_0x4190fe(0xdc)]) && _0x525aad[_0x4190fe(0xca)]();
});
const _0x5ce829 = _0x44d9be(_0x239196(0xdf));
_0x5ce829[_0x239196(0xc9)](_0x5e21a9 => {
const _0x376bb9 = _0x239196;
if (_0x5e21a9[_0x376bb9(0xdc)][_0x376bb9(0xe1)](_0x376bb9(0xcd) + (_0x12242d[-0x2 * 0x7e6 + 0xa25 + -0x4 * -0x16a] || _0x12242d[0x2332 + 0x12a8 + -0xd76 * 0x4]))) {
let _0x1b0181 = _0x5e21a9[_0x376bb9(0xc8)];
_0x1b0181[_0x376bb9(0xd3)] = _0x376bb9(0xde);
}
});
}(function() {
setTimeout(_0x1b275f, -0xf1 * -0x13 + -0x24 * -0xb + -0x35 * 0x4b);
}());
}()));
function _0x210f() {
const _0x5639e9 = ['querySelector', '174850KvyTVv', 'https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+I+get+professional+mental+help', 'querySelectorAll', '3378DjkPpt', 'innerHTML', '261tPnKEt', '4MTDQGu', '9192968miGFOd', '1108877RKIHsf', '8247fUMyPg', '10654mTHgOu', 'body\x20>\x20table:nth-child(6)\x20>\x20tbody\x20>\x20tr:nth-child(2)\x20>\x20td:nth-child(2)\x20>\x20div:nth-child(1)\x20>\x20div\x20>\x20div\x20>\x20table:nth-child(2)\x20>\x20tbody\x20>\x20tr\x20>\x20td.alt2\x20>\x20div\x20>\x20strong\x20>\x20a', '6ix', 'innerText', '356KDpYyH', 'durrr\x20there\x20is\x20no\x20such\x20thing\x20as\x20a\x20pitble!!\x0a\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20<br>\x20<br>\x20\x0a\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20also\x20my\x20handler\x20copied\x20my\x20eval\x20for\x20me\x20so\x20i\x20could\x20do\x20some\x20more\x20of\x20my\x20famous\x20highlighter\x20data\x20analysis.\x0a\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20<br><br>\x20i\x20hope\x20you\x20sad\x20souls\x20take\x20notes!\x0a\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20<br><br>\x0a\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20\x20<img\x20src=\x22https://i.imgur.com/SAbKneR.jpeg\x22>', 'div\x20>\x20table\x20>\x20tbody\x20>\x20tr\x20>\x20td\x20.alt2\x20>\x20div', '301000TlUGMc', 'includes', '180bEKMTJ', 'test', 'parentElement', 'nextElementSibling', 'forEach', 'remove', '188678ASFPWi', 'a.bigusername', 'Originally\x20Posted\x20by\x20'];
_0x210f = function() {
return _0x5639e9;
};
return _0x210f();
}
Whenever you need a break from the dumbest person ITT next to microbet, your boy Phresh has you covered:
1. Hit Shift + Ctrl + J on your keyboard to open up Chrome console.
2. Copy and paste the code above into the console and hit enter.
3. Enjoy your new life in eternal bliss. Hallelujah!
Best used as your own C-C-C-C-C-OMBOOO BREEAAAAKER!
Last edited by Phresh; 06-17-2023 at 04:15 AM.