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Originally Posted by blindsRobber
you will not get to live with her nor **** her. she will simply have a set of stuff kept at your place: toothbrush, some clothes, tamp ons, make up, and maybe if you're lucky some underwear for you to sniff. the authorities will visit you maybe a couple of times and warn you in advance. she'll come and stay over for the day they arrive. prenup is a given obv, she will probably mention it if you don't. and 2K gbp is selling yourself short. in US and Canada the standard is $10K for these things. she prob chose you coz you're a desparate broke student. and make sure you understand the consequences if you get caught. you also probaby have to memorize some stuff about her life that you wouldn't care to know otherwise... good luck.
the standard is more like 20k in the bay area, usa.
also, you will have many opportunities to have your shot at banging her since you will have to fake a lot of couples stuff. like going on dates to have pictures of your history together, have a fake wedding, etc. maybe you two will fall in love, like how arranged mariage people fall in love after having to pretend to be husband and wives. people become what they pretend to be. your mind bends to what your body does.