Sublet your rooms to 3 craziest people you can find and then move to a new place. Problem solved.

Think Mad Real World.

I suck at photoshop, but i tried

hahahah, nice! that is a huge ass pile of sliced salami

this thread was golden

and then DMB bumped it up to platinum with the snakes on a lathe.

i needed a laugh like that.

How long has the lathe been in the living room?

Couple weeks.

Wow.

I slept on this thread.

Evan's work here especially is fantastic.

Tell him that your desk is shaky and if he doesn't lathe you a new leg to straighten it out things are going to start getting uncomfortable.

LOOOOOOOOLERBLADES

For poker players you are all so passive-aggressive. Tea bagging and throwing dirty dishes in his room? If you really want the situation to change you need to have concrete demands and deadlines. For example, "You have to move the lathe out of the common areas by Saturday," or "You have 60 days to move out."

Obviously you all don't hate him all of the time or you wouldn't have signed again. Let him know that you aren't doing this because he is a bad person or because you don't like him, but because he is disrespectful and hasn't showed a willingness to change or contribute to making the apartment a decent place to live. It is likely that he will forego whatever legal options he has and instead just move out. It seems that politeness and rationality breeds politeness and rationality, especially when backed up by deadlines, concrete facts, and a sense that the other party is willing to back up their claims with action.

This is OOT. Half of us don't play, and of the other half, a sizeable percentage probably suck.

Touche. OP keep this in mind.

My spidey sense is tingling. Did someone say tea bagging?

Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?

wow, how did I never open this thread until now..

hilarious. five star material.

I've been laughing absolutely hysterically for the last 15 minutes. I love you all.

Throw him out, then 3 days later call him up and ask if you can borrow his lathe.

Uh-oh......


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA this is thread of the year material if this is the real roomie....

Seriously, get that lathe out of there. I don't care if you have to put it on your bed.

ScottieK

bump for potential awesomeness

rofl.

edit: UCF is gatorbait.

How about you put it on eBay and get rid of it before I put it in the dumpster.

Hahahaaa. Please tell me this is real.