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Old 07-11-2006, 10:46 AM   #126
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Re: Roommate from Hell

Sublet your rooms to 3 craziest people you can find and then move to a new place. Problem solved.

Think Mad Real World.
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Old 07-11-2006, 11:07 AM   #127
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someone please photoshop a salami or some cheese onto the lathe, I would do it but I don't have photoshop
I suck at photoshop, but i tried

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Old 07-11-2006, 11:09 AM   #128
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hahahah, nice! that is a huge ass pile of sliced salami
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:14 PM   #129
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this thread was golden

and then DMB bumped it up to platinum with the snakes on a lathe.

i needed a laugh like that.
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:13 PM   #130
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How long has the lathe been in the living room?
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:01 PM   #131
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Couple weeks.
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:09 PM   #132
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Wow.

I slept on this thread.

Evan's work here especially is fantastic.
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:16 PM   #133
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Tell him that your desk is shaky and if he doesn't lathe you a new leg to straighten it out things are going to start getting uncomfortable.
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Old 07-12-2006, 12:47 AM   #134
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:02 AM   #135
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LOOOOOOOOLERBLADES
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Old 07-12-2006, 02:36 AM   #136
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this thread was golden

and then DMB bumped it up to platinum with the snakes on a lathe.

i needed a laugh like that.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:03 AM   #137
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For poker players you are all so passive-aggressive. Tea bagging and throwing dirty dishes in his room? If you really want the situation to change you need to have concrete demands and deadlines. For example, "You have to move the lathe out of the common areas by Saturday," or "You have 60 days to move out."

Obviously you all don't hate him all of the time or you wouldn't have signed again. Let him know that you aren't doing this because he is a bad person or because you don't like him, but because he is disrespectful and hasn't showed a willingness to change or contribute to making the apartment a decent place to live. It is likely that he will forego whatever legal options he has and instead just move out. It seems that politeness and rationality breeds politeness and rationality, especially when backed up by deadlines, concrete facts, and a sense that the other party is willing to back up their claims with action.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:24 AM   #138
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For poker players you are all so passive-aggressive.
This is OOT. Half of us don't play, and of the other half, a sizeable percentage probably suck.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:29 AM   #139
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For poker players you are all so passive-aggressive.
This is OOT. Half of us don't play, and of the other half, a sizeable percentage probably suck.
Touche. OP keep this in mind.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:48 AM   #140
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My spidey sense is tingling. Did someone say tea bagging?
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Old 07-13-2006, 03:15 PM   #141
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?
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Old 07-13-2006, 03:42 PM   #142
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?
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Old 07-13-2006, 03:57 PM   #143
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wow, how did I never open this thread until now..

hilarious. five star material.
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:09 PM   #144
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I've been laughing absolutely hysterically for the last 15 minutes. I love you all.
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:15 PM   #145
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Throw him out, then 3 days later call him up and ask if you can borrow his lathe.
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:37 PM   #146
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Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?
Uh-oh......


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA this is thread of the year material if this is the real roomie....

Seriously, get that lathe out of there. I don't care if you have to put it on your bed.

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Old 07-13-2006, 04:57 PM   #147
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if this is the real roomie
bump for potential awesomeness
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:09 PM   #148
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rofl.

edit: UCF is gatorbait.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:42 PM   #149
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How about you put it on eBay and get rid of it before I put it in the dumpster.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:42 PM   #150
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Hahahaaa. Please tell me this is real.
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