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Originally Posted by Deeege
Ahahhahaha no, they are wastemen!
The Evening Standard phoned the communal mobile at 11.30pm last night and asked if the Park Lane place was anything to do with us. No way.
But yes, that's the place I set up in November, only to leave a week or so later because of that awful South African inviting in dogs and hobos. The two Swedish stripping sisters have also now left.
There was a party there on Friday which, inevitably, got them noticed.
Here's what I wrote about it:
"On Friday night there was a party at the squat I'd opened up in November, only to leave when it was over-run by dogs and hobos. The party was intended to raise money for the South African I so disliked to bugger off home, but they accepted my offer of a porcelain toilet if they'd let everyone from our place in for free. We put the toilet in the back of a bike trailer made from a shopping trolley, and the drunkest person amongst us gleefully offered to ride it there, hurtling past the perhaps bemused policemen outside the Saudi embassy. Unless I have forgotten something, this was the first time I ever got into a party by paying with a toilet. I must try it when I'm next outside Boujis.
The party was as horrible as expected, with dogs outnumbering sound systems four to two and the "psy trance" music even more terrible than it was meant to be. A cab-load of bull-necked crop-haired pastel-shirted Essex wideboys arrived at the same time we did. Otherwise the crowd was made up of one or two hundred hippy-crusty-punks and Euro-squatters crowded into the narrow building, jostling up the stairs, squashed into rooms whilst being assailed by bare-chested bongo-playing men. The plaster was long ago stripped off the stairway walls and the carpets ripped up, so there was dust everywhere. The bathroom has two sinks and toilets but no bath or shower. ("Imagine what their toilet is going to be like twelve hours after the party" I said to someone from my place. He replied "Imagine what it was like twelve hours before!") For a kitchen they have a toaster, microwave and kettle on a table, but no sink or cooker. People have scribbled over the walls throughout and there are bare wires and broken floorboards and the roof leaks. I suppose this is what many squats are like. It's not an environment in which I feel comfortable but it must suit or be the only choice of some, since in recent weeks the place has filled up with people. I left after an hour, incorrectly fearing the party would get out of hand."