I went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and made a TR starting on post #719, pic of whale massacre included. No further playing in PS though

And this is ultimately all about being a man and doing my own thing, dignity and whatnot. Letting the couchlord run over me isn't tolerable for ANY amount of money

There's some poker related developments I ran into though:

1) My cousin's cousins (don't make me explain this, think about it) have a house in Vegas that they own but may have not rented out yet (they all live in SoCal), and I just found out about it on Christmas when I was talking to my cousin. So I could try to get in touch with them if I wanted to move my sessions to Vegas since hopefully they would give me a cheap rate for staying at their house for a couple of days on a semi-weekly basis. Plus I have a couple friends that may be interested, the same ones where everyone lols at us for playing 10NL at our home game. Even though we don't play higher stakes among ourselves, we're all pretty successful at the casino poker tables. Over a small sample though, for the same reasons I've mentioned for my small sample. LA sucks.

2) Caught up with an old friend yesterday and she lives in Santa Barbara. I asked her if I could crash there for weekend poker sh*ts since it would be a lot cheaper than actually renting a place (eg this couchlord BS). She said it was cool, but now the only problem is that I think Chumash is the only place around there, and their 1/2 game is capped at $100. That's really no different than a casino in LA, but I think I might go there once in a while just for the +lifeEV of keeping in touch with her.

I'm either getting all of it back or nothing at all

Tens,

So since you rented the couch, you've played one hour long session at the casino right?

Do you think that it was wise to rent the couch? Will you still be looking for a place to rent after this debacle has been resolved?

lol, I never signed a contract for the couch. But yeah, less than an hour of pokers. The main reason being I don't wanna pay for a hotel room or any other form of lodging until this gets sorted out

Last question discussed above

Do you have a twitter account so we can follow your antics after you are banned tonight?

Wtf does 3 outs have to do with this hand?

I don't. Hearing news reporters say "tweet us your thoughts!" is the most tilting thing ever

Idk, I figured people would say I was calling to try to hit an ace or something

I'm not a news reporter.

lol, I didn't say you were. I was just mentioning my general distaste for twitter in general

Alright. well, hopefully you'll reconsider your stance on secrecy as regards the couchlord story. I for one would hate to see you get banned, and I think it's safe to say that 2-7 isn't making idle threats. What could it really hurt? I mean, even if the couchlord has managed to track you down here, it's not like she'll be learning something new, right? I mean, she was THERE for the story, right? Just tell it the way it went down and you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

Meh. I just don't feel comfortable saying anything specific until this is all over. My PayPal offer still stands though lol

I want to say in the old days Tens would have been snap banned for hinting there is a story and not posting it, but really it would have come a lot sooner than that.

Somebody pay the guy for his TR already.

Although I've never been a big fan of multi-quoting:

Excluding OTB&C'ing some spammers, yes.


Induce...that's nice.


This is a good example of how a trust fund dip**** loses favor with me. Or anyone for that matter.






Not really sure what you're expecting to happen now Tens, but this will not do. George is officially getting upset.

I have stuff happening off and on all day today, but be assured that when I do come back it will be with guns ****ing blazing ****wad.

To bridge the gap between now and my return, I made this post a few days ago:

Obv joke is obv.


Get a PM from Tens:





jfc

jesus christ

All,

What chase said. This thread is awesome and entertaining, and if we need to wait a little bit til we get the complete story, what's the big deal?

The life of Tens has epic OOT thread potential; we're just getting started here.

Tens, can you get a pic of couchlord?

I'd really like to hear the end of the story, but there must be some limit. I'm hoping 27 and 10's can find an acceptable middle ground.

Has no one mentioned that the revelation of the couchlord being attractive would have a significant impact upon the amount of biologic deposits on the couch cushions?

Giving him a week to post whatever bs story was more than fair. At this point the thread has moved from stupidity (good=funny) to rampant attention whoring ("I've got actual updates and epic stories....tell you later").

Did I miss it? Did you give mommy her car back?

yeah, a pic of couchlord would be awesome. maybe a pic of the future couchlord in Santa Barbara too.

No, but he did pay for his own booze, food, and shows when he was in Vegas...oh, wait, no he didn't, nevermind.

yes

He was on vacation and whatnot tho.