chelsea losing

When I put my hands in my jacket pocket as I walk to work and realized that there is a one dollar bill in it, which means I now have $3, which is enough to pay for the busfare and so I don't have to walk 3 miles to work.

When I check my poker account and found that I have $2.20 which is enough for me to start my comeback at the micro-stakes sit n go.

When eating seafood fried rice and I find that last peace of calamari hidden underneath.

When I pop a zit and thought that I got it all but then that extra last piece pops out follow by plasma.

When I read a thread where there are no stupid insults made by stupider men. (Clearly not this thread)

Grunch

Whenever the hell you stop posting

I thought most of CheckCheckFold's were good... even thou he wont stfu. Must be a happy dude, can think of a lot of positive things really quickly....

My contribution: When you wake up out of nowhere and the alarm hasn't gone off, and you realize that you still have an hour to sleep.

Detroit Lions win a game

wake you up BJs



when change meter says FAIL

making though calls with instinctive ease

Thanks man. And yes that's one of my favorite feelings too.

I hate this because it means I have to park somewhere else. Illegal to park at broken meter, imo.

Haha, this one is too awesome. I think I've only experienced this one a few times in my life.

I was with you until this one.

THIS

When I actually think of something to say.

When in the heat of debating with my co-worker and I can feel myself about to get angry and thinking this person needs to STFU, I find that little thought in my head that says "life's good, enjoy it" and it calms me.

when some1 who deserves it gets punched in the ****ing mouth

When you have an assignment for school or work that is due, you don't have it done, then something comes up that causes the deadline to be pushed back.

When I get to work out my finger on my mouse's scroll wheel because somebody made 25 one-liner posts that could have been combined into one.

Oh wait no, that sucks.

When you finally figure out something you did not understand in a movie or TV show that you saw years ago.

Sometimes these revelations just hit you like a lightning bolt out of nowhere. Other times you see another work and realize "oh THAT'S what they were parodying on Sesame Street..."

FYP

this song is made for this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGJ1lekcMg

When I go to the convenience store and I'm in and out in 1 minute and not stuck behind someone writing a check for a $2 pop.

I too have enjoyed CheckCheckFold's posts and do not understand all the hate.

My contributions:

When I'm really dreading some appointment or meeting, and trying to figure out some way to weasel out of it, and then at the last minute it gets canceled.

When I have to call up customer service and I actually get a hold of someone right away who is incredibly helpful. Similarly, anytime I have to deal with some mid-level government bureaucrat and the person turns out to be completely competent.

When I'm eating my morning oatmeal with blueberries and I get the proportions perfect so that I can have exactly one blueberry with each spoonful of oatmeal.

When I'm watching Jeopardy! with a group of people and no one knows the answer to Final Jeopardy but I take a guess and get it right. Same applies to bar trivia and many other types of games.

When I go running and see another runner heading in the opposite direction and we nod to each other knowingly.

When I'm playing Scrabble and I get a bingo on the very first turn. Or, when I pull out new tiles from the bag and place them on my rack and the bingo is instantly obvious.