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03-08-2012 , 11:48 PM
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Ok hopefully you get the idea now. My friend and I came up with like 50 of these one night high, and she lost the notebook we wrote them all down in. 20 years later I'm still miffed about it. They're not quite as formulaic as you think. Or at least while high they aren't.

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Quote:
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she lost the notebook we wrote them all down in.
20 years later I'm still miffed about it.
this confused me for a sec.
then i realized by notebook you meant an actual book you write notes in as opposed to a laptop.
i guess laptops were around 20 years ago but they were very rare.
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03-08-2012 , 11:56 PM
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seriously,

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the **** suRE THE **** DRAMAS IS MADRID.THRUSTING.IS NOT A QCIXKIN TJYRf woryhj.
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03-08-2012 , 11:57 PM
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tell him to talk to me directly instead of talking through you
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03-08-2012 , 11:58 PM
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this confused me for a sec.
then i realized by notebook you meant an actual book you write notes in as opposed to a laptop.
i guess laptops were around 20 years ago but they were very rare.
Yeah laptops were more like desktops with a handle 20 years ago.
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03-08-2012 , 11:59 PM
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tell him to talk to me directly instead of talking through you
Nice!
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Why do black people always make it about race?
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03-09-2012 , 12:20 AM
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03-09-2012 , 12:22 AM
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How is this getting serious replies?
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03-09-2012 , 12:27 AM
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If all the other catfish noodlers jumped in the lake, would you?
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If all the other catfish noodlers jumped in the lake, would you?
I don't even know if this is a serious reply or not.
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03-09-2012 , 12:35 AM
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I never joke about catfish noodling.
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I'd say these statements apply often when someone uses the word hypocrite, which is why I am very careful about dropping the H-bomb.
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That's Yogi Berra!
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Stop bloating this ****ty thread.
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This reminds me of some of Blarg's Lounge threads.
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