What do people in the UK do with bicycles and motorcycles? Or horses?

Any of you factoids want to do my re-write assignment for me? I really just want to drink beer and watch football today.

Sure. X-fer money to my Carbon Poker account.
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Just read this one in another thread:

"not talking about Cherokee persay, as they of course make decisons on what to spread up there"
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My head is literally going to assplode.

Well, bear in mind I'm a peasant, and within the UK there are lots of regional variations, but we (from my neck o the woods) are a bit reluctant to use ride for anything except horses (or what you did to the skank you took home the night before).

We might cut about on a bike, or just go it. We'd rather not use ride for that.

The thing is, I come from the class in which Scots is native, which means using your 'best English' is saved for the most formal situations. Most of my fellow peasant class don't realise that they naturally operate at various points of a continuum between Scots and Scots English (and that their English is not actually a bastardised version - it's a different language), depending on how formal the situation is, and your familiarity with the interlocutor.

So, riding a bike might be seen as 'speaking properly', and so some kind of admittance of homosexual tendencies, which is the last thing a young Scot needs to admit to his barbaric friends.

Riding the bus, underground, or whatever is a big no no. We just get it.

What's wrong with this?

Breath Deeply and Let Go Of Thing's

dude, wtf?

Woulda been even better if he left in "deep" but made the other changes...

fyp

No, fixed your post (lol). We could do this all night.

breath things in deeply and let's go

Well played.

Breathe deep and let things go?

lol what? gtf outta here

spoiled for naughty word:

Spoiled to avoid offending ****s and bastards.

Awesome. I want to hand that out to all my students.

Hehe

I once did an hour lesson entirely on the word '****'.

I'd never seen them so happy before.

Give it a go.

If we're being nitty here...

Do elaborate, good sir.

He's saying 'effect' can also be a verb.

And of course, 'affect' can also be a noun (although pronounced differently).

(Also, NK is a girl.)

Yeah, fair enough, but how many times do you see effect used correctly as a verb?

The people that's directed at would no doubt have no idea how to use it as a verb.

Fair dos though, we are being nitty, after all; but the pic is correct.

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