Warning: Book-sized post below.
Three years ago I started a thread titled "Has alcohol's net effect on your life been positive or negative?" and LFS posted that it had become negative for him, so he had recently quit, and people started asking him questions about quitting, so he started this thread. I, like many others, subscribed to this thread, and I thought it would be appropriate to post here today.
Today, February 12th, 2013, marks one year without an alcoholic drink for me. I wanted to share my experience because in threads about people quitting drinking a lot of the stories you read are these huge sagas by some guy who's 45 and has drank a half-gallon of vodka a day for fifteen years and how he's lost his job and his kids and has 3 DUIs and sleeps on cardboard in a gutter or whatever. I was never going to end up in a gutter or anything because of my drinking, so it was easy to read those stories and think, Jesus, I'm not that bad, so I must be fine. I think a lot of people probably think that way, and that can be dangerous.
The first time I got a good buzz I was 16 or 17 and I could not believe how great it was. It felt like there was an enormous pressure on my chest, that I didn't even know was there, that was being relieved for the first time. Like a steel ribcage around my body was finally loosened. I felt more relaxed and free than I had ever felt. When I sobered up the tightness came back (except I now noticed it was there) and when I had a few drinks it went away again. This pattern of relief held for my entire twelve year drinking career. I think that's an less-appreciated reason why a lot of addicts use whatever they use. A lot of the time it's not for a high at all, it's for relief from a tremendous discomfort. That's why it can be so, so hard to quit.
What I liked to do was come home around 5pm, crack a beer and browse 2p2 or reddit, watch TV, play video games or whatever and relax. When I finished the beer, I'd get another one, and so on until I went to bed. Earned a nice buzz, but didn't get outrageous, usually. Still, it would work out to about 6-8 beers a night, every night. Throw in a few extra on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, it's about 50-60 drinks a week. For years straight. Again, there are alcoholics out there who drink twice that, and since I never got fired or got a DUI it was easy to shrug it off as not a real problem. But after years of waking up every day with some level of hangover, living every morning at what felt like 40% mental capacity until the hangover wore off (and it was time to start drinking again), the realization became inescapable: even if I wasn't going to end up in a gutter, I was still turning into a much smaller man than I wanted to be. I'm a bright guy, but I realized I was living my life based on what I could get away with, rather than what I could do. There's a quote I saw that stuck with me: "In one version of hell, on the day you die the man you are meets the man you could have been."
The first time I started to think I was drinking too much was 2006 when I was about 23, and over the next couple of years I tried various personal rules to moderate myself: only drinking on weekends, only drinking with friends, no more than three per night out, etc. The problem was I'd have a few drinks and then I'd say, "f--k it, these are my own arbitrary rules anyway, they're stupid, I'd rather enjoy myself." Because I didn't want to have a glass of wine at dinner and then call it quits. What I like is a delicious, steady stream of drinks, one after the other, until I earn a nice, fat, warm bubbly buzz, so I feel completely calm, relaxed, and happy. Anything short of that is kind of pointless, frankly. Why have one glass of wine? Would I buy a ladder to only use the bottom step?
In recent years I would take prolonged planned breaks with a conscious end date: New Year's Day to St. Patrick's Day, for example. Two and a half months with no booze. It was so good for me it almost made me mad. Right away I would lose weight without doing anyhing, I would save a f--kton of money, I would wake up every day unbelievably clear-headed. It was like I was playing life with a cheat code. Then at St. Patrick's Day I'd have 6 or 7 delicious Guinnesses to welcome myself back and celebrate a job well done (after all, I hadn't caved, I'd set a personal goal and made it) and tell myself I'd be more responsible to keep some of the good elements of sobriety. But after about two weeks I'd be right back where I was, 8 drinks a day, 60 drinks a week, bad habits back. And drinking like that, especially when you're pounding beers alone in your room, can make you feel isolated, unstimulated, and depressed. Not to mention fat and broke.
So I started to think that this wasn't something I could do half-measure. Around December 2011 I started seriously thinking about quitting for good, but I had this ski trip planned for February 2012 with my boys. What was I gonna do, not go drinking with my boys on our big ski vacation? So I told myself I'd quit at the end of the ski trip. So on Sunday, Feburary 12th, 2012, after a terrifically fun and hard-drinking weekend of skiing and partying with my high school buddies, I stood in the parking lot of the lodge, loading gear into my friend's car, and as one last silent hurrah, I took a big, cold swig of Hennessy right from the bottle, gave the bottle to my friend, and privately called it quits. That was one year ago today, and so far, so good.
So what have I learned? First, the good things: life, overall, is overwhelmingly better. I saved literally thousands of dollars, lost ten pounds and regained a healthy BMI without any real effort, and most importantly, I have the mental clarity to meaningfully address the things I want to do in this life. I had always daydreamed about being in shape, but every exercise plan I had while I was drinking fizzled whenver I woke up too hungover to jog three days in a row. Nowadays I have a small routine than I can stick to that has become habit. Also, the bouts of depression that kept me stagnant, and left me feeling like I'd probably have to go to a doctor and get on anti-depressants like the rest of America, miraculously evaporated when I quit drinking and started exercising regularly. I wake up at 100% clarity every morning and I'm good at things again. Overall, I'd say I'm easily the happiest I've ever been. I'm a 29 year old college graduate with no health insurance who waits tables for a living, by the way, and I'm still balls-stupid happy these days.
HOWEVER, one thing that annoys me about ex-drinkers is an apparent attitude of self-deception and insincerity. So here's some honesty: from a fun perspective, quitting drinking sucks. It sucks! Drinking is literally my favorite thing to do. Of course it is, I'm an alcoholic. I mean, even sex can feel like half an audition sometimes, but drinking? Oh my god, it's so much f--king fun. It's tough for a non-addict to understand, because if you're not an addict, then I like drinking more than you like literally anything. I miss the feeling of having a buzz and reaching for a beer can you think is almost empty but as soon as you put your hand around it, you realize it's still more than half full. Oh my God I loved that feeling. So there's the honesty. Drinking is so much fun, BUT, it made my life overall so much worse. I'd estimate that my life is about 33% less fun these days, but it's about 200% better.
Also, I hate talking about sobriety because there's this "Rah Rah" attitude around in in places that I find, frankly, grotesque. I know people need a lot of support to get through this, and being sober for a year is probably the hardest thing I've ever done, but the whole attitude of "Hey, slugger, good for you!! You can do it!", it makes me feel like I'm in kindergarten. Ugh. Like I'm showing you a crayon drawing on construction paper for you to put on the fridge. I guess I don't want to be reminded that I have to try really, really hard to do something that normal people can just do.
I'm also amazed at how the craving doesn't go away. I mean, it does gets easier, but I swear to God, I've thought about drinking every single one of these past 366 days. It feels like 5% of my RAM is always running "DoNotDrink.exe". And I'm resentful of that, frankly, because since it feels like I always have to use some of my willpower to stay sober, I can't offer my complete focus to any other one thing. Realistically, I know I can do so much more sober than I can while I'm drinking, so that 5% mental commitment is actually freeing up a huge amount of possibility, but still, it can be frustrating to have that always running, all day, every day.
Also, the tightness I felt around my chest, that drinking relieved? Yeah, that came back. It's still here. I just got better at accepting it and dealing with it.
But even with all that, overall, it's no contest. It's life with a cheat code. Probably the best thing I've ever done for myself.
I told myself I'd write this post on my one year, and it got way, way longer than I expected, but whatever. I've got some practical tips that have helped me in this past year that I'll include in a separate post below this one. I guess I figured that, as a bright but underachieving person in their late 20's who was drinking too much but in a more subtle, less dramatic way than the guy who chugs vodka in the shower, there are probably a couple people on these boards who can relate. I stumbled across a post somewhere by someone else who quit drinking that said something along the lines of, "when I was 18 I had to go to an AA meeting because of a DUI. All the guys there were in their 40s and had these huge problems: drinking a bottle of vodka a day, failing livers, failed businesses, divorces. I was 18 and thought, I don't have any problems like that, so I didn't quit drinking. Then I was 27 and I was drinking every day, but I still didn't have problems like those guys had, so I didn't quit. Now I'm 42, and guess what? I fit right in."
I feel like I might have caught something early, and it feels pretty good.
tl;dr: And that's how a bill becomes law.