I don't know anyone who ridicules dick size. Do you guys really know people who would ridicule a small wiener?

This isn't like a 'small' penis though. This is almost non-existent.

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^that is .5 inch... pubes would swallow that up.

I have a close friend that called me a couple of months ago in the middle of a nervous breakdown over his failing marriage, confessing that he had a failed enlargement surgery back in the mid-90's.

While he was still healing his swollen junk appeared to be headed for legendary poontang punishment, but as time went on this wasn't at all the case. The part where they inject fat to add more girth left him with a freaky lump, and as stated above, his rod is now evidently pointed south.

To make matters worse, he actually lost length. And sensitivity as well.

He called the surgeon freaking out. The doctor pleaded with him to come back and let him fix it, but old boy wouldn't have any of it.

The really sad thing is that previous to the butchering he claimed to be your typical 6 inches with average girth. He was and still is very good-looking and exceptionally smooth with women. In fact, hot young chicks still dig him at 40 (he looks early 30's).

Yet despite every justification in existence to cheat on his **** wife, he can't pull the trigger because he feels like a freak show.

So for a little extra size that few girls would even give a damn about in the first place, he is now permanently ****ed.

I have searched around for doctors that can 'fix' him (as he is apparently to emotionally fragile to type "penis enlargement surgery correction" into Google) but I haven't found any hope.

So be grateful for your fully-functioning- albeit light-switch sized- fraksticks, boys.

That being said, I went with a solid kunt-busting 9 inches.

27, you didn't start a poker-related company with him, did you?

I still want to know if we're measuring from the top or the bottom bec it makes a 2" difference for me.

Time for a trip to the doctor, methinks...

Seems very silly/unreliable to me given some guys are growers and some are showers, and a girl can't tell who's who just by looking.

who is this in your avatar?

I've had girls take a ruler to me (remember I was younger once) bec they were curious. From the top starting from the base it's one length but from the bottom, starting from the nut sack it's 2" longer. I've got to imagine it's the same for everybody as well.

SHAME ON YOU! DO NOT, NOT, NOT CLICK THAT LINK!

dude those lemonparty girls are so hot

also, 9/.5 obvvv

Olivia Munn

and shame on you for posting that lemonparty link

what is the link too?

I wish lemonparty.co.uk was still around. It had an mspaint of literally two lemons having a party. So good.

bob, I'm surprised you're not familiar with lemonparty. are you new here? SFW http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site#Lemonparty

I'm not into that stuff at all so am not sure why I would be aware of it. Maybe it gets referenced in BBV4L or other forums on here that I don't frequent but if it's ever been mentioned here in OOT I missed it.

What does it say about me that I am aware of it? Do you know 2girls1cup?

Guys with small dicks ITT.

The problem with having a long penis is that girls don't actually like being poked in the cervix, it is uncomfortable. Big dick fellas take note.

I also have heard exactly that. Worryingly, already 7 inches can cause that problem.

howard,

you measure on the top obv.

Depends to what degree you grow. I pretty much triple in size which has benefits but id still happily lower the difference.

Something like 3.5-4 soft and 7-8 hard and girthy would sum up the ideal imo.

(unless you want to go into porn i guess)

Confirmed but It also has a lot to do with route of entry, not just size.

6.5/6 is optimal imo