My understanding is Plan B should be taken orally, just like penises, to prevent pregnancy.

I'm literally in tears right now, I haven't read something this funny in a long time.

Try punching yourself repeatedly in the stomach while screaming "one time, one time".

We also demand the other posters name.

Thinly veiled attention whoring...


Edit:

Also, in case you are really this dumb...Do not take two doses in a row without consulting a doctor first...

That is an extremely high dosage of estrogen/progestin and could have really bad side effects aside from just making you sick.

imo

Hahaha, just choked from laughing so much!

Next time swallow!

Or just have your BF push you down the stairs NY style baby, that should usually work.

Also Pics before you get fat from the baby or GTFO.

nice post man.

eh, not quite. the other poster in question said he'd buy me a second plan b, so we started googling to see if that had been done before. i could find nothing of the sorts, and he swears that you guys are some of the smartest people in the world (some, definitely not all). so i said we'd ask you guys. i asked under my account because: 1. i come here for ****s & giggles anyway, 2. i really don't care what anyone here thinks of me (except for the male in my story).

pics imo

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that's why she wants to run it twice

No this would not help. You must have taken the pill within 72 hours to be decently effective. Taking it again past that time will make no difference, because you are already pregnant or the dropping of the egg was stopped successfully and you won't become preggers.

So just take it once as directed, sooner the better. If its been more then 4-5 days, I would consult planned parenthood for other options.

Just try pooping from your vagina.

I would impregnate this

One time, driving around town skipping class in high school with my then gf (who never had a mom growing up, only a dad and 2 brothers, so was basically raised with the jokes/anti-female banter and such that guys only say around guys, without a mom to slap them).

A commercial came on the radio for 'Plan B'... it went something like:

guy: Hey baby, what a night, thank you for that! -- in a really creepy guido kinda way.

Girl: OMG, what have I done, what was i thinking? Did we at least use a condom?

guy: don't worry babe, I got PLAN B!

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me: haha, wtf is plan b?

short pause

her: Shoot the btich?

at that point I almost got into an accident from laughing so hard... I swear she had to take the wheel while i almost choked on my own laughter.

Best one liner ever -- coming from a girl...

That's all i got...

Taking the pill twice wont help, someone by this point im sure has mentioned to read the effing instructions which tell you that it has to be taken within 72 hrs to be effective and the quicker you take it the more likely it is to work.