I hate needlework.
Show 'em who's boss, Monty!
Drive that remote like you stole it!

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I wasn't going to post it, but we had an incident during christmas time involving my 85 year old Uncle and one of my Cattle dogs... Uzi.



It was not a good christmas last year...

Holy ****. That had to be some scary ****. Hope Unc's ok

Got the dog a toybox for all of his toys. 10 minutes after i picked the toys up, it's empty again. 10 minites after that, the cat decided it's a place for him to chill. Lol

what's the RTP on that slot machine?

Honestly, I'm not sure. I picked it up at a yard sale last summer for $50. It takes quarters or similar sized tokens, works fine, only 1 concern. No key. However, it can be opened from the bottom as there is a hole large enough to get a hand into.

I have 2 total. The other one was inherited from my grandfather. I have the instruction manual and a key for that one. It has a couple of lights out but works fine otherwise. Even hit a jackpot on it once! Lol

Awake and alive after 4 months in cryogenesis! We put her in the sunny porch to warm up, came back 15min later to find she’d managed to somehow climb into the shoes and then turn round.

lol, love it

I think she mistook one of those shoes for a potential new boyfriend.

i understand this is the opposite way, and i also understand my youtube search history will forever be tainted, but here we are

why didn't i just post something about turtles and crocs both being reptiles and leave it at that?
second thoughts

May your nightmares tonight be at least slightly worse than mine.

Good morning Ms. Tortoise!

Yeh males are notorious for getting a bit rapey with shoes, or seeing them as potential rivals and attacking them. As is usually case, females are generally smarter than that…

Curious as to whether Red's youtube search history gets tainted by the "Turtle Sex" part or the "Sex with a Shoe" part.

Monty keeps on trucking. He's been on pills for his thyroid for a while and it's been a process, mainly due to me. I went through the first bottle and waited a couple months and scheduled his follow up. They said, "so he's still on the pills right?" Um, no, I ran out. Vet: "It's a lifetime medication you idiot." So I reload. Make another appointment. Vet: "Ok, so what time does he get his morning pill?" I say I give it to him at night. Vet: "You have to give him two pills a day moron."

Finally got it right and took him in yesterday. Vet just called. Bloodwork completely normal. Vet said "I can't believe these are the results of a 15 year old cat."

We still have the looming possibility of the tumor returning but I'm pretty ecstatic. Monty sitting on me as I type this.

And why in God's name can I not figure out how to post a photo!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

See previous post.
There seems to be a pattern here.

You had better remind Monty to take good care of you! At least he has control of the remote so you don't subject yourself to anything that might be detrimental to you.

touche Tom, touche

Looks like Monty's doing yoga. Downward cat?

hey nate, did you happen to name him after monty brown?

lol no. I got him shortly after I got Humphrey (RIP buddy). At that point I was set on "distinguished" names. So it was Montgomery, aka Monty.