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12-19-2018 , 05:39 PM
Josie,

I saw AL the other day and he said he was hammered that day.


Also, who was in the elevator the next day after meeting TBC?
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12-19-2018 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerjo21
In an effort to relieve the tedium of LKJ's promotion quandary, I offer the following anecdote.

About this time last year, I was in a nightclub one Friday night where a guy was buying everyone drinks with $100 bills. I got talking to him and it turned out he's corporate exec for one of the insurance companies and that he likes trans women. We end up going back to his hotel and I can tell it’s a more high-end place than I am used to from the quality of the sheets. I end up staying the night, we get room service in the morning, and by the time I leave its around noon. I'm on the top floor and I call the elevator.

There are a couple of pertinent points here. I'm wearing thigh high stiletto boots, a mini skirt, a fur jacket and big hoop earrings. Also, after a night of partying I can't really reach my 'femme' voice. As the elevator descends, it starts filling with people that are very 'wholesome': families with young children from the Midwest, that kind of thing. Two rich, elderly American women get in and one of them asks me if I know what floor the health club is on. I should have just shook my head and stayed quiet, but instead I answered, "I just woke up here. I don't even know what hotel I'm in, never mind what floor the health club is on”. The elevator descended the rest of the way in silence. I felt a little guilty, but afterwards I got a kick out of the fact I probably gave these Midwesterners a very ‘San Francisco’ story of sharing an elevator with a transexual hooker.
that is awesome
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12-19-2018 , 05:41 PM
am I dumb for not knowing who the heck TBC is?
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12-19-2018 , 05:44 PM
Bored people,
Mea culpa.

Helpful people,
Thanks for the input.
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12-19-2018 , 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Josie,

I saw AL the other day and he said he was hammered that day.


Also, who was in the elevator the next day after meeting TBC?
He was drunk alright, on Very Josie essence. Can't blame the guy.
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12-19-2018 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
am I dumb for not knowing who the heck TBC is?
Eh, he's an autistic poker player/advantage player who's homeless and alternately living in hotels or cardboard boxes, while keeping 25K in his sock.

I'll try to think of another amusing fairly clean story. Hard to hit both notes.
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12-19-2018 , 05:55 PM
why do these stories need to be fairly clean??
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12-19-2018 , 05:56 PM
and recent history has shown they certainly don't need to be amusing either.
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12-19-2018 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
am I dumb for not knowing who the heck TBC is?
Consider if babs didn't have an actual safety net. Carrying your liferoll around with you because you always think you're gonna get robbed, raped, or both. Blogging your gambling exploits down to the penny. Then you make a few death threats online, but in his case you actually get busted for it.
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12-19-2018 , 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Jo,

Were you blindfolded on your way to the hotel room?

Just quite drunk El D, and not really paying much attention. I processed it as a generic hotel, like a Marriott or Hilton, but once I get into the room, I realized it was a bit better than that. I also remember being shocked at how expensive everything on the breakfast menu was .
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12-19-2018 , 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
why do these stories need to be fairly clean??
Good point

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
and recent history has shown they certainly don't need to be amusing either.
Very good point

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Originally Posted by offTopic
Consider if babs didn't have an actual safety net. Carrying your liferoll around with you because you always think you're gonna get robbed, raped, or both. Blogging your gambling exploits down to the penny. Then you make a few death threats online, but in his case you actually get busted for it.
+1 Perfect TBC summary

Even though his fear of robbery is HUGE and debilitating, he blogs/tweets his locations and how much money he has, down to the penny...Oh wait, he rounds his life roll to the dollar now.
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12-19-2018 , 06:27 PM
i've read some TBC, he's willing to bring up politics anywhere.
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12-19-2018 , 06:29 PM
PokerJo Good story.
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12-19-2018 , 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by marknfw
Great elevator story!
It was quite the letdown.

Spoiler:
j/k. It was fantastic!
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12-19-2018 , 08:04 PM
I thought LKJ's stuff was interesting.

I think a lot of stuff is interesting tho, would be silly to read this thread otherwise.
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12-19-2018 , 08:16 PM
No offense meant to LJK or his story. I'm sure it was interesting. I was just threading the needle between too busy to get involved in a serious multi-post job advice discussion, and not too busy for a one post story about a transsexual hooker morning-after elevator ride.
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12-19-2018 , 08:41 PM
Yeah, I am assuming the LJK being boring stuff is just ribbing, or the fact that Jolie and I were doing most of the tedious posting on it. This is the LC thread, not every topic can end with rich old ladies literally clutching their pearls in elevators.

All I am saying is if you go and start a personal blog elsewhere behind this treatment, LJK, PM me the url.
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12-19-2018 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
and recent history has shown they certainly don't need to be amusing either.
Spoiler:
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12-19-2018 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
i've read some TBC, he's willing to bring up politics anywhere.
Truth. Just deleted a politarding post from him in the LLSNL Winrates thread. Clifs: Games are better now because Trump.
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Originally Posted by Gin 'n Tonic
PokerJo Good story.
+1. Reminds me of a San Francisco story, in which I was the metaphorical Midwesterner. I lived in Monterey at the time, but I was definitely innocent to the SF lifestyle.

I do medieval reenactment as a hobby and was taking part in a ceremony at a medieval event which included a bunch of people dressed up in 15th century German Landsknecht costumes. These included a decorative leather codpiece. One girl was having trouble figuring out how to attach the thing. She got some pointers from a guy who wore them regularly and exclaimed. "Oh, just like a strap-on!"

As I did a spit-take, she looked over and said "oh dear, I think I broke Garick."
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12-19-2018 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by THAY3R
Spoiler:
Knew it before I clicked it.

It's a good feeling to not be disappointed.

Spoiler:
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12-19-2018 , 09:25 PM
Should be disappointed with the speed. People are ****ing insistent on the inferior rendition of blackkidwhoa.gif. As always, here, bookmark this instead:

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12-19-2018 , 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Truth. Just deleted a politarding post from him in the LLSNL Winrates thread. Clifs: Games are better now because Trump.

+1. Reminds me of a San Francisco story, in which I was the metaphorical Midwesterner. I lived in Monterey at the time, but I was definitely innocent to the SF lifestyle.

I do medieval reenactment as a hobby and was taking part in a ceremony at a medieval event which included a bunch of people dressed up in 15th century German Landsknecht costumes. These included a decorative leather codpiece. One girl was having trouble figuring out how to attach the thing. She got some pointers from a guy who wore them regularly and exclaimed. "Oh, just like a strap-on!"

As I did a spit-take, she looked over and said "oh dear, I think I broke Garick."
Do you have any other choice?

Also, spit-take? Really? When discussing codpieces?
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12-19-2018 , 09:27 PM
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All I am saying is if you go and start a personal blog elsewhere behind this treatment, LJK, PM me the url.
Thanks Johnny,
I do sporadically think of starting up a blog in House of Blogs, since I do check some of the boxes (being a solid writer who is self-absorbed), but unfortunately I always come to the conclusion that I lead too drab of an existence to create very much content. That said, I'm sure I'll continue to ponder the option.
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12-19-2018 , 09:28 PM
LKJ: we’re pulling for you, obv.

Jo: solid story. Moar!
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12-19-2018 , 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Should be disappointed with the speed. People are ****ing insistent on the inferior rendition of blackkidwhoa.gif. As always, here, bookmark this instead:

Thank you. Agreed it is far superior
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