Thats what I was thinking. If there's anyway to facebook salvage it, "Don't I owe you $10" might be the way to go.

Socks can be stifling, which is why I don't use them much anymore. With a thin tshirt, though, the difference is negligible. Though I'd still rather do it in a sock than be constantly cleaning jizz off my hands/clothes/pubes/chair.

I AM PUTTING THIS RESPONSE IN SPOILER TEXT BECAUSE IT IS GROSS

The clothes aren't 'perfectly good'. The shirts are all old and have stretched out neckholes, and the boxers are from like 7th grade and have pictures of trumpets and ducks and stuff. Outside of a decent sock here and there, I don't jerk off in anything I plan to wear again.

That is a good "end of the night" line, but a terrible "facebook a few days later" line, imo. I'm making an "OOT takes gambling seriously" joke, not offering PUA advice(as lol @ me).

Dude that's really, really weird.

OK, what is an old t-shirt/sock/boxers supposed to replicate, exactly? ****ing a menopausal woman?

Without submitting Landon to any guesswork or anything, dude, if you're a virgin, this habit could make things kinda problematic when you get up in there.

One and done...

what's a hand supposed to replicate?

Bah, this is simple. Find her on facebook, and send her a friend request. Include a simple note with the request "Had a great time hanging out Saturday night, we should do it again!" Keep her on your newsfeed. Every so often, comment on something she posts or puts in her status update. When you're going out sometime in a neighborhood place you think she'd enjoy, invite her to join you. She might blow you off, sure, but this is the best way to approach this situation. I've done things like it several time in the last few months and it works great.

Also, even if you don't invite her to do something specific, next time you're out with your wing and see her, you have something to talk about "You're the girl on my facebook who keeps updating about her socks!" (Actual line I used that sparked great conversation for the next hour a few weeks back.)

You're only being a creepy stalker if you THINK you're a creepy stalker.

Followed by Two Pump Chump...

I was thinking he would stand a fair chance at having the opposite problem, actually. 'I'm sorry, I need to pull out and hump a towel now, it's my only chance.'

Friction?

This is the exact conversation that lead to the creation of the fleshlight imo.

a hand

right so what's the difference if you used a tshirt? everyone seems to be jumping on landon unnecessarily.

You must own very supple and soft t shirts.

Well, it's really weird if he's using a shirt he might wear.

It's less weird but still weird if he's keeping a stockpile of unwearable clothing just to catch spunk.

i have no experience with it personally but are you wearing sandpaper tshirts or something? i would say most shirts i wear are soft. certainly softer than a bare human hand can be.

not at high speed

Goddamnit Landon see what you did

JESUS CHRIST GO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF IN BBV4L OR SOMETHING

Imo

I'm going to have to dsagree here bob

The maturbation habbits of a ginger virgin is suprsingly entertaining

My hands are pretty soft.

I don't understand how some people made the jump from "masturbating in a tshirt" to "can't function sexually"