Ah, the "he started it" defense.

With your record of pretty much constantly being a jerkass to everyone here, I doubt anyone's reactions to you are nearly as unprovoked as you think they are.

I like Al. I'll step up to defend him until Cardo provides some substance to his accusations.

Page 32: the most page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Bc7eRTdWY

This pretty much never happened for the longest time, then like over the past year and a half we've been agreeing far more often than disagreeing. Obviously a terrible development and we need to find some uncommon ground fast to restore world order!

Evan is a solid draft and someone I thought would slip pretty far until the Elaine threads got dredged up

She's a keeper imo

Most people fudge on their resumes.

Apparently you learned nothing from your most recent emo/whining/halp i can't handle my own life thread

Thanks, nath - it gives me comfort to know that I'm on your side of things, and not Anacardo's!

I actually never read (or don't recall) the big feud thread you had with Anacardo. Regardless, I'm sure I'd 100% agree with you over that emo tard at every point.

-Al

staged? otherwise, wow siiiiiiick burn

Can we go back to something for a second please?

This is Sentence One of the relevant portion of Al's PJ analysis. Despite what he might say something wrong about, the earlier bit doesn't add any game-changing context and can be ignored for our purposes.

Again, Sentence One -

Now, here's Sentence Two.

Readers - try those two sentences in succession.

What would you assume about the author's opinion of the subject's e-persona? Remember - 'biggest gap!'

Would the position 'no, actually, I think RL PJ is totally recognizable in e-PJ, because they aren't all that far apart - e-PJ is pretty cool too, just like real is pretty cool, though they have some differences!' seem like a reasonable statement on the face of it?

Or would you think, lol, l2read n00b?

Team banhammer is planning a trip to six flags. We needed somebody who could hold all our prizes while we ride the rollercoasters.

team banhammer should be renamed team 2006 iyam

I had no idea when I dug out the old PJ quote that my post would end up scrutinized like the Zapruder film months later.

although PJ, you should cut leo doc some slack for bailing on you. Every half hour there's a new day laborer that invites him/herself to the blackjack table and starts working without his wife's permission.

this page reminds me of

I think Cardo just hates Koreans.

I would probably suck GoT's dick with only the thinnest of extenuating circumstances to later excuse the act. So there goes that idea.

Your description of the first time you met him is why I've chosen to avoid meeting him IRL,

-Al

CMI, Insert Evan/guy from Wisconsin/Cleveland story pls.

My gf has super acute crazy-radar and it was beeping like Dick Cheney's pacemaker when we met him (btw, HoR was there, as was Killa but apparently the former NoThumb doesn't remember).

Who can reflect upon what a catty little bitch Al has been at the first (totally incorrect!) opportunity and not think, lo, how true is Cardo's aim? How swiftly doth not the arrows of his desire seek their marks, as if guided by their hunger for the truth?

My state of mental health for that period and to a lesser degree for my entire stay on 2+2 has been chronicled ad nauseam on these very forums. It's a huge, I would say rather too huge part of my writeup. It is surely no secret to anyone, and certainly about as lame as a 'big reveal' can get!

Evan had really sick burn about using the search function IIRC.

Some people view PJ's views on music/movies as pretentious because they haven't studied movies/music as much as him and don't believe that someone can sincerely be referring to a moment as "the most exhilarating moment since the beginning of Song 2"

Meh, he's a little weird but not that crazy iirc. You gotta remember who I deal with on a daily basis though

I would characterize like 20 text msgs a night as ca-ray-zee.

Permafro is more Heeb than Korean.

He came to this country from ****ing Pyongyang or some **** on a ****ing apple crate you ****ing nitwit.