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Fatties need love too, its good dating karma to throw it to a land monster.

Don't be so picky now, just go with what you can get.

We all can't be Gaddy and getting Asian tang on the reg.

whatever

A wet dick is wet no matter the size of the ocean.

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07-24-2021 , 12:54 AM

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Schlitz mmmm

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You can hone your pickup artistry on an assortment of land monsters, swamp donkeys and wildebeest

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07-24-2021 , 01:06 AM

#53904

Schlitz mmmm

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Remember, they're still the little spoon.

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07-24-2021 , 01:31 AM

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All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

How's your dating life AiM?

I'm rooting for ya, you ol' sailor you.

Well...

Spoiler:

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07-24-2021 , 02:44 PM

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Burdzthewurd

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Originally Posted by Eeyorefora

Fatties need love too, its good dating karma to throw it to a land monster.

Don't be so picky now, just go with what you can get.

We all can't be Gaddy and getting Asian tang on the reg.

whatever

Pretty sure being getting loaded and being your wingman for a night is now on my bucket list

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07-24-2021 , 06:13 PM

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wesrwood

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Just busted a pretty long slump from Coffee Meets Bagel lol. She is gonna want to come back for more . Not sure how I feel yet

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07-24-2021 , 09:42 PM

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whatthejish

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Remember, they're still the little spoon.

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07-25-2021 , 12:37 PM

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wesrwood

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Is it normal for a girl to squirt the first time they sleep with you and be so embarrassed they stop talking to you ? Lol cause I think that happened to me

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07-25-2021 , 04:31 PM

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cs3

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Weirdest humblebrag I've seen in a while

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07-25-2021 , 09:25 PM

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Eeyorefora

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Originally Posted by wesrwood

Is it normal for a girl to squirt the first time they sleep with you and be so embarrassed they stop talking to you ? Lol cause I think that happened to me

Probably cause she didn't and just pissed the bed.

whatever

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07-26-2021 , 01:01 AM

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jpoeo

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dm if someone want to netflix and chill

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07-26-2021 , 01:05 AM

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Burdzthewurd

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Originally Posted by Eeyorefora

Probably cause she didn't and just pissed the bed.

whatever

That happened to me once! Except she just passed out and pissed the bed before sexytime could even begin

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07-26-2021 , 01:26 AM

#53914

wesrwood

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

That happened to me once! Except she just passed out and pissed the bed before sexytime could even begin

This sounds like you just missed out on committing sexual assault

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07-26-2021 , 02:19 AM

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All-inMcLovin

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Well folks...

The fluid that's released during squirting is essentially watered-down urine, sometimes with a bit of ejaculate in it.

Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/he...le-ejaculation

Spoiler:

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07-28-2021 , 05:53 PM

#53916

Burdzthewurd

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I may be packing it in now with Delta variant COVID cases on the rise

Fully vaccinated, but now seeing a good amount of profiles in my area preferring to go back to Zoom/outdoor socially-distanced masked walking dates and people returning to their COVID bubbles (and I'm in a state with ~65% fully vaccinated)

Guess it was a fun 2 months while it lasted

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07-28-2021 , 06:59 PM

#53917

wesrwood

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

Is Mass that bad ? CT is still semi normal

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07-28-2021 , 08:02 PM

#53918

Burdzthewurd

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Originally Posted by wesrwood

Is Mass that bad ? CT is still semi normal

We went from 64 cases a day at the end of June to 800+ a day now.

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07-29-2021 , 06:51 PM

#53919

Baltimore Jones

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Yea "cases" looks like it's not going to be the way to judge anymore, because that's basically "a cold" at this point if you're vaccinated, not immunocompromised, and of typical online dating age.

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08-12-2021 , 10:46 AM

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Burdzthewurd

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Thread seems pretty slow these days so hope it's okay if I share some of my articles on my past dating adventures

That First Date Where I Got Tricked Into Going To Church

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08-13-2021 , 12:22 AM

#53921

Eri_manga

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

Thread seems pretty slow these days so hope it's okay if I share some of my articles on my past dating adventures

That First Date Where I Got Tricked Into Going To Church

Burd you are a great writer man!

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08-13-2021 , 02:05 PM

#53922

Burdzthewurd

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Originally Posted by Eri_manga

Burd you are a great writer man!

Appreciate the kind words!

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08-16-2021 , 10:25 AM

#53923

Burdzthewurd

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Here's another one relative to this thread (I had some success with the Tommy Boy one)

15 Classic Comedy Movie Quotes Rewritten As Tinder Openers

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08-16-2021 , 04:30 PM

#53924

All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

Here's another one relative to this thread (I had some success with the Tommy Boy one)

15 Classic Comedy Movie Quotes Rewritten As Tinder Openers

Those are pretty damn good!

and I know comedy, I've read Comedy Writing Secrets Volume 2 three and a half times!

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08-19-2021 , 12:01 PM

#53925

Burdzthewurd

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Am I Single Because I Suck At Every Major Dating App Cliche?

Also working on a longer piece that could be useful to the thread - breaking down the data on every 1st date I've had since 2019

Definitely nervous to publish the results and my views on it since there are infinite ways to poke holes in it, but feel like it's far more comprehensive than anything I've ever come across 2p2/Reddit/Google searches

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