Dick pic, obviously.

Sorry to hear, jo. I wish better things in store for you in the new year.

Thanks Rapini. I was supposed to be partying with girl friends in the city last night. I flaked out and went to a trans support group instead. I think I made a good decision.

+1, here’s hoping your dating life turns out more like fossil’s!

48144-147 is amazing

Thanks Howard - although I think my problem is that my dating life is like fossil's

Anyway, I've had enough of moping around and feeling sorry for myself - I'm off to join my girl friends at the house they rented in the city. We're hitting the trans club first and then the straight clubs. Gotta keep collecting my material for the LC thread

Yah I was thinking the same! Although after 2/21 when I return to Mexico I’ll be back in LTR mode.

For now I’m enjoying Colombia and (soon) Peru. I’ll have a short writeup tomorrow, I left Medellin for Manizales a couple days ago and hookergf accompanied me for 4 days. Nothing as outrageous as the last time has happened, but still a great time nonetheless.

I never would have guessed that the word hookergf would a become necessary neologism here.

fossil,

Any idea how much work she has done since the first time you met?

I paid the rent through uni via a combination of matched and arbitrage betting (made over 5k last calendar year). I'd be amazed if you can make reasonable money doing this for much longer. Bookies are closing accounts quicker and quicker and signup bonuses are much worse than they used to be. I'm pretty much out of it now as it isn't worth the time investment relative to having a real job.

Online daters,

Word of advice: if a girl asks what you're doing and you happen to be watching the Netflix original 'You', make sure you use the words 'Netflix Original' after the word 'watching'.

Explaining it while making the quip takes away from the humor.

I left Medellin 5 days ago and planned to take a 5-hour bus trip to Manizales, a smaller city in the famed coffee zone of Colombia. I asked hookergf if she wanted to come with, not expecting she'd be able, but to my surprise she agreed. Initially the plan was to join me for 3 days and she'd take a bus back to Medellin on her own. Before the trip we smoked some pot (she smokes nonstop) and I was pretty stoned for the 5-hour trip. I was in a half-daze/half-sleep mode and at one point I woke up and felt like maybe 30-40 minutes had passed, but to my surprise we were already in Manizales.

First 2 days we just did some sightseeing in and around Manizales. The views around the city are stunning, and there are a couple cool things within the city, but architecturally, not much to see. Of course the hookergf and I did plenty of ****ing as well, but the first day she was just finishing up her period, so it was kinda annoying trying to be careful and do it on towels and such.

The 3rd day is one that I'll always remember. We headed to Santa Rosa b/c they have some thermal pools with a waterfall being the stunning backdrop. Hookergf is always pissing around and taking forever to do anything, so we left a bit later than I'd have liked. Finally arrived at the pools at 4PM or so. In Mexico or Colombia, you can tell when something is a massive tourist draw b/c the prices are more in line with what you'd pay in the USA, $15 entry for each of us. Chichen Itza is the example in Mexico that comes to mind.

Anyway we lounged around in the pools for a couple hours, they're really warm, only slightly cooler than a hot tub. Eventually it was night and she wanted to smoke. We found a secluded spot a bit above the pools. Hookergf is normally a bit lazy and slow, but if smoking pot is the endgoal, I swear she could climb Mt. Everest with ease. The view was simply stunning looking up at the waterfall and the stairs, smoking together and cuddling.

We finally got back into the town of Santa Rosa at 10PM and we had thought there'd be a 10:30 PM bus back to Manizales, but we were wrong. I did some searching for hotels, we stopped at a couple, and everything was sold out. I decided to check if taking a taxi was an option (it was 1 hour back to Manizales), and fortunately it was only $35, so we just took a taxi back.

Got back to the place around 1:30 AM and I was more exhausted than I'd been in some time. The combo of ****ing a lot the previous 2 days, traveling a lot during the day, and scrambling at night to find lodging or a way back home took a toll on me. I remember finally going to bed at 2AM. Hookergf told me that her libido is the highest right after her period ends, a scary thought since she already has a pretty high sex drive. She wouldn't let me sleep. I was laying there for 2 hours and she was playing with my dick most of that time. Eventually at about 4AM I was still super exhausted, but kinda turned on as well so I relented. I never knew that completely exhausted/half asleep sex could be so amazing, but for some reason it was.

Went back to sleep at 5AM, only to be woken up by hookergf again at 6AM for more sex. The next day she was supposed to take a bus back to Medellin, but she told me she wanted to stay 1 more day. Then the next day, she told me she was staying a 5th day. So she ended up staying with me all 5 days in Manizales, and then finally going back to Medellin this afternoon, while I continued to Armenia. The last 2 days we didn't really do much. Ended up staying in the apartment the majority of the time, smoking, ****ing, watching movies, and eating. TBH, I think the 3 day duration would have been perfect. I would have liked to have seen more of Manizales.

The hookergf is usually always laughing and upbeat, but the final morning she was quiet and more somber. We had a final meal together at the train station and then said our goodbyes. I'd spent ~9 days out of the past 17 or so with hookergf and was a lot more sad than I thought I'd be to say goodbye. Her mood in the final hours really affected me. Of course I said I would return to Medellin sometime soon, but I think we both knew that that probably won't be happening anytime soon.

Fossil, did you give her a gift as a fare-thee-well?

Awesome story in any event.

Yah I started using it as a joke, but then it become more necessary than I ever could have imagined.

As I mentioned in the previous post, we've spent 9 nights together recently, so that obviously cuts way into her "working" time. She also doesn't spend nearly as much time on her phone as I'd expect. I'd imagine that messaging with clients and ironing out details is a big part of the process, but it didn't seem like she did any of that. I would guess that she's just a poor girl who likes to make some extra cash from time to time. She doesn't really fit the mold in the USA of the hardened hooker giving a robotic performance. She seemed really sweet and innocent even the very first time we met.

I think due to the economic realities of Colombia that there are probably a lot of these types of girls just trying to make ends meet with this type of work here and there. It could just be my wishful thinking, hoping that she's not getting banged by 5 dudes a day, 6 days a week, but I think due to the fact that she was so willing to spend time with me and practically didn't want to leave, that making money isn't a huge priority.

Nah, felt like it wasn't necessary. I already paid for her round-trip bus, all her food, entries, etc.

Fossil,

Any worry in your heart that feelings are getting a little too deep and returning to visit could develop a deeper relationship where she stops hooking and starts being your... ugh I hate using this term “bae”?

Season 2 episode 1: “My Bae”.

But seriously the girl actually sounds really sweet and someone you should save.

Plenty of women have a good amount of casual sex. This one just got paid for it. Like what’s the big deal? It’s 2019 guys.

Hooker GF sounds like a better life partner than OP's GF/Wife from the "spending Christmas vacation apart, is this odd?" Thread.

FWIW I like hookergf and think fossil should consider her further

100%

r u trollin

She's a lot of fun in small doses, but even after 3 days gets to be a bit too much. I like hanging out with her, but I think FWB/travel buddies is the most it could ever be. It probably makes me sound pretentious, but I prefer some of the other Mexican/Colombian girls who are smart, well-traveled, speak multiple languages, and can hold deep convos on a variety of subjects. I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a girl just b/c the sex is amazing and we laugh a lot if there would be little else of substace to the relationship, regardless of what her profession is.

Fk93 + hookergf =

She'd probably get me killed/kidnapped within a year anyway. A couple times we took a taxi into rough barrios so she could buy pot. In Santa Rosa, while we were trying to find a bus back home, some random dude in a beat up car pulled up next to us and asked if we needed a ride. She said we should get in and have him take us to Manizales. I was thinking "wtf are you crazy? I'm not getting in some random, sketchy dude's car". She's from a rough area of Medellin, so all this is old hat to her, but I don't think she realizes that gringos are huge targets.

One cool moment though was when we took the taxi back to Manizales, initially the cabby quoted us 100k pesos to go all the way back to our place. Once we got there, he complained it was longer than he realized and wanted 110k. I'm sure he was thinking this gringo will probably just accept it (and he would've been right), but she was having none of it. There was a heated discussion for about 40 seconds, I don't know exactly what all was said, but could get the jist of it "no mother****er, you said 100k", "*******, we're not paying 110k". Of course he relented and meekly accepted the 100k. Nobody ****s with my hookergf.

Yeah, except you and a bunch of other dudes who pay her lol.