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Originally Posted by mullen
ATF,
You got hit by a train?
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Originally Posted by citanul
I'm guessing drunkenly dicking around on a platform, and how he wound up with his arm in a cast. But I'm just playing Clue here.
Cit is close. I drunkenly flicked a smoke in front of the train at the last second and, with lower reactions times, the train hit my arm. I had a full cast, surgery including a metal plate put in my wrist, and I'm out like $4K. I used the occasion - and subsequent time off - to completely change my mental approach to alcohol.
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Why were you reported as a sexual predator?
I was banging this yoga instructor in my building. Things got too rough one night and she attacked me and later reported me as a sexual predator to the condo board. I've spoken with the condo chairman and he told me about how this woman has abnormal sensitivities to men.