Here's an OKC example from back in May when I first started using this:
ME: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with polar bears, looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: U so need to share whatever your on bc that plan frickin rocks
Me: I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,pack your bags although you don't need much,flip flops and a hat for the sun.
her: Flip flops it is, heels wouldnt work, should I grab the beer.. Btw will we have phone service? Sent from the OkCupid app
me: no phones,cant you live without facebook for a few weeks? lol YES grab the beer,I like Stella,I'll get m&ms and icecream.
her: Wasnt worried bout FB, I have peeps who would call fbi, u know.. No m&m's gotta grab skittles, then we're set... Lets get it...Sent from the OkCupid app
me: You seem cool I'm glad we started talking. Hopefully you're not actually a serial killer in real life but if you are I'm fast so I'll just run
her: You can run, but im an excellent shot.. I might give ya a head start..lol.. Dont think they let serial killers do what I do, but u never know.. Hahaha u have a great sense of humor, im sarcastic like crazy, so its refreshing.. Sent from the OkCupid app
me: what do you do...let me guess,you repair cigarette lighters,either that or hand model lol
her: Omg your dead on, how did u know? I work for a major deffense contractor.. Sent from the OkCupid app
me: it must be cool working with Iron Man and Capt. America. I work in the gambling industry,set up and test slots machines.
her: Ahhh fun.. Yeah I get to wrk w the engineers who develop the cool ****.. And I get to shoot.. Slot machines are evil lil bastards, I can now blame u for all tge money I have lost, awesome now I have face to throw my anger at..Sent from the OkCupid app
me: Sure,I'll bring you 16x20" poster of me,you can throw darts at it lol. Seriously now,i agree,they are evil,thats how they build Vegas. I used to play poker online for a living so I'm pretty good with nrs,odds etc.
her: I stay far away from casinos.. They love me.. Haha damnit I have to go cook, im starving..Sent from the OkCupid app
me: So listen,let's meet up sometimes ,have a couple cocktails with cute little umbrellas and we can talk more about the evil casinos conspiracy.
her: Cute umbrellas? Hmmm sounds fun.. Lol.. Will u be the one who takes up half the parking lot w ur hot air balloon? Sent from the OkCupid app
me: hahaha I'm driving my car this time, what's your phone nr,I just got a new plan,I can text you 1762 times/month.
her: Wow stalker, hahaha unlimited txt r awesome right.. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx..Sent from the OkCupid app
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