ATF,

Hows your sponsor doing. Check in lately?

Wait what? You were too cheap to pay a $3 ATM fee but drive a Benz?



Omg thread delivers the LOLs

He claimed he would not pay the ATM fee to a competitor bank! The Benz is real fosho how you think he gets all the OKC s&#ts?

I could get the OKC 5's he gets with a bus pass lol. Maintenance on benzos is hella expensive, he should trade in the benzo and spend more time and $ on his kid. ATF take your son to see Rio 2 minus discrete fingerbanging IMO.

Girl tells me she doesn't like meeting too soon b/c of past experiences w/ online dating. I'm thinking, "how bad could it be?" Turns out pretty bad lol

1) met a guy, i was honest with everything he asked me, but he got into how many people i had met off the site, and when i told him he accused me of lying and said that for alot of the answers i said. and then the next day, he was all like why are you still fishing on pof, you shouldnt be on here.

2) and another guy "broke" his debit card so half way through dinner basically told me that i had to pick up the whole bill, and then tried to tell me that he wanted me to be his girlfriend... after one date

3) and another guy tried to convince me that one of my students put him up to trying to sleep with me. also told me that I needed to go see a psychologist and tried to tell me that he was an awesome guy and I was in the wrong. sometimes I just want to slap some sense into people lol

A girl I went on a date with literally told me that she previously had bad experiences too.

The one that stood out was she went out with a guy who never posted pics with teeth showing- and he had missing/black/horrible teeth. That wasn't the worst part. Somehow (most likely her being an idiot) after the very short date she went back with him to his place. That place ended up being his parents house (he was near 30) and he lived in the basement.

She said right away when they got there he was groping her, etc and she had to basically run away

Haha yea she obv shouldn't have went to his place wtf!

Do you guys typically wait a bit to respond to messages or try to get a quicker back/forth conversation going if they seem willing? I used to take more time to respond, but now I just blast away if I see their message. I'm starting to think it could be hurting me. I guess the other part of me thinks if they're truly interested they won't care about petty **** like that.

Edit: My main point is that I'm getting good, quick conversations but having trouble closing. I'm thinking that wouldn't happen as much if the conversation drags over a couple days, appear more aloof, etc. Trying not to over analyze, but been a recent pattern.

Honestly, says more about her than him. Gotta say, going home w/ a 30 year old loser with rotted teeth living in Mom's basement after a short first date is a bad look.

I've had some friends/acquaintances tell me about guys "losing their wallets" or just straight up going to the bathroom and not coming back to get free meals from girls. Guess that's one way to eat.

Chris,

"A girl I went on a date with literally told me that she previously had bad experiences too."

As opposed to all the ones who figuratively tell you by drawing pictures or something?

hehe we out here

"literally" and "definitely" are two of the most overused words and they really get on my nerves.

Tyler,

In this case I honestly have no idea what he meant by adding literally in there.

I very very rarely spend more thab 30 seconds writing a post. Mistakes happen, I don't know what I meant either

Get over it

And mullen, I agree it says a lotttt about her.

The worst date I've been on was with the most socially awkward girl I've ever met. I'm not a big talker myself but with her I had to lead every single conversation and it wasn't just her being shy. She was hot and I wanted to hit it so I went out with her again, she blocked the attempts at booty.

Before going out again she opened up to me a bit, probably huge deal for her but in the mean time I found a new girl and ditched on our third date. Feel bad about it but she didn't go nuts about it

Like, LITERALLY 30 seconds?

I'm running out of sandwich bags over here!

4 years and counting

Tentatively.

Already have a 2nd date set up with Passover Girl for Friday. Ordered a 100 pack of Crowns for the occassion.

Also have a 2nd date set up with Girl Next Door for Sunday. Crossfit Girl is still really busy with work and her mom's in town for the weekend, but she sent me a sexy pic of her "practicing" for a photoshoot she's doing for winning Athlete of the week for her gym. That pic I will not be sharing.

who knew people were into muscular chicks? I learn something new every day.

Lol this is POTY candidate.

Lol Yo Bobbo let's make it fun. We get an over/under on number of days/weeks/months it takes you to finish the 100 pack.

I say the line is around 3 weeks....

Rules also, we need rules.

Lol the definition of literally recently was modified to adapt to the misuse of the word, I read it on the Things that shouldn't piss u thread. It got me upset.

I have money on Bobbo getting wifed up in the next week or two and not even using 1/10th of the condoms.

Whenever I order condoms online I get wifed up, its foolproof. And then never use them again, of course

I've wondered about this too... my default is to wait, as I don't wanna come off as teh guy who has nothing better to do than sitting at his computer waiting for msgs... might be overthinking it though, if there seems to be chemistry it probably doesn't matter at all

U r right, bobbo likes it rawdog stylez...

Not sure where the line is

Paging rsigley

I really need to learn to stop responding to those I'm on the fence about.