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10-08-2021 , 08:26 PM

#51

Villian1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,085

Is that mustard or cheese sauce?

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10-08-2021 , 08:36 PM

#52

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 30,074

you're right! if it's queso he suddenly vaults into the lead!

10-08-2021 , 08:43 PM

#53

Tom Ames

They call me Doo Doo

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 53,377

Looks like mustard and ketchup to me.

10-08-2021 , 08:49 PM

#54

whatthejish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 11,512

shitty food porn is kinda beautiful in it's own way

10-08-2021 , 09:23 PM

#55

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

shitty food porn

Sniff Film

10-08-2021 , 09:27 PM

#56

Tom Ames

They call me Doo Doo

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 53,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Sniff Film

10-08-2021 , 09:39 PM

#57

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 30,074

more like sniff phlegm

10-08-2021 , 09:47 PM

#58

boomshay

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 333

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

They come here for the sole purpose of exclusively talking about a person that is most definitely not themselves.

Go fk yourself 'fish. I am nothing like Johan or that other guy.

10-08-2021 , 09:50 PM

#59

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

I understand the phrasing, 'I am nothing like Johan or NOTjohan' would be quite the paradox.

Boxed in by Spielberg.

10-08-2021 , 10:11 PM

#60

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,130

Quote:

Originally Posted by REDeYeS00

nope.
mustard hieroglyphic game is super weak.
try harder.

Lol, I often do my mustard in dollar signs.

10-08-2021 , 11:23 PM

#61

Villian1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,085

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Lol, I often do my mustard in dollar signs.

This is amazing.

10-08-2021 , 11:35 PM

#62

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

I find more mesmerizing the ampersand ketchup.

10-09-2021 , 01:58 PM

#63

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,736

alter-egomaniacs itt

10-09-2021 , 02:51 PM

#64

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 55,619

I imagine the Facebook Messenger outing went something like this:

Spoiler:

10-10-2021 , 02:27 AM

#65

NOTjohan

banned

Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 57

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

Hitting the caffeine pretty hard these days, huh?

I guess good read, though I actually basically gave up caffeine when i was a coffee and mtn dew fiend over the summer, but doc prescribed me addy again a week ago for my add and ive been smoking a ton of vape carts from the dispensary after hardly smoking at all over the summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

that was short?

as brief as i could make it including all relevant details. were you bored reading it?

10-10-2021 , 02:31 AM

#66

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 55,619

Wow Johan was also addicted to caffeine, NOTjohan.

Small world huh?

Spoiler:

10-10-2021 , 02:41 AM

#67

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOTjohan

were you bored reading it?

terribly. you got stoned, big ****ing deal. i have heard much better stoned stories.

10-10-2021 , 03:00 AM

#68

YESthisisJOHAN

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 35

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOTjohan

Long story short: after you guys were rude to me and wouldn't bond with me or encourage me to trash johan in any way, i outed myself to him on facebook messenger.

then, i suggested we hang out, and i went to his apartment, shot pool in his apartments lounge room for a while, and then went back to his apartment where we both ate a bunch of weed cake. he was acting real hyper and wouldn't stop "giving me a hard time" as he called it, or really meanly bullying me, and he kept using voices like a SNL actor or that police academy guy.

When the edible was really hitting and i was starting to have a full panic attack and he noticed he did the wayne brady chapelle line then said it was a "cbd edible not a marijuana edible"

whats the difference, i asked, convinced hed laced it with lsd or similar.

"Cannabis by devil....nah im just effing with you it's just bud!"

He then put on mike tyson first round knockout youtube compilation and i was so overstoned and panicking i closed my eyes and must have fell asleep. he rustled me awake and i was so scared and screamed at the top of lines. he then said he was very clear this was not a sleepover situation and i basically begged him to stay at least a little longer so i could sober up and he said "Let's nip this in the bud" and called 911 on speaker phone to say "an acquaintice of his did too much marijuana edible and is paranoid and won't leave my apartment" and I screamed out "ok im leaving so he and the operator can hear it" then i left and haven't talked to him again even though he's tried a lot to contact me on fbook messenger

In the interest of full disclosure, i do not have a wife, but i do have an ex-wife and all the stories i told involving her were basically true stories from the past

Story checks out (can confirm his story is 100% true).

10-10-2021 , 09:36 AM

#69

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,032

Please don't go into the routine where you argue with yourself again. It was bad performance art before, and it is not better now.

10-10-2021 , 12:40 PM

#70

YESthisisJOHAN

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

Please don't go into the routine where you argue with yourself again. It was bad performance art before, and it is not better now.

Was I arguing with "me"? And what leads you to believe it's definitely me? From the ip adds you should know it's definitely not me unless this guy is hanging around my apt complex leeching my wifi.

10-10-2021 , 12:54 PM

#71

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,770

10-10-2021 , 01:34 PM

#72

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,572

**** this

10-10-2021 , 01:40 PM

#73

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 55,619

Quote:

Originally Posted by YESthisisJOHAN

Was I arguing with "me"? And what leads you to believe it's definitely me? From the ip adds you should know it's definitely not me unless this guy is hanging around my apt complex leeching my wifi.

Get an order of protection out against NOTjohan yourself then to be on the safe side.

How is your super cool cat doing?

10-10-2021 , 01:42 PM

#74

YESthisisJOHAN

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 35

With the color of your name shouldn't it be "ban this" not "**** this"? Am I spamming the forum and trolling and wasting enough time already with a handful of short, high content posts? And has the thread not been dead and stale AF w/o me?

10-10-2021 , 01:44 PM

#75

YESthisisJOHAN

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 35

Quote:

Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Get an order of protection out against NOTjohan yourself then to be on the safe side.

How is your super cool cat doing?

She's terrific. I've renamed her Tupac in honor deciding to pursue a career as a gangster rapper. NOTjohan is harmless based on our brodown sesh and he's been avoiding me like the plague at least on social media so unfortunately no need for a restraining order.

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