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10-26-2009 , 05:04 PM

#26

C-Viggity

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Kobe Bryant.

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10-26-2009 , 05:05 PM

#27

tbhouston

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iphone's

wearing an outfit that costs less than $150 bucks and you're in an 80k car (stained shirt, basketball shorts, ripped shoes--but a nice car)

Tipping waitors too much

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10-26-2009 , 05:05 PM

#28

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iphone? really?

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10-26-2009 , 05:06 PM

#29

tbhouston

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Originally Posted by C-Viggity

iphone? really?

90% of the time, yes

and people that say really all the time are right up there

Once in a while is hip, but 15-20 times in a day--really?

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10-26-2009 , 05:07 PM

#30

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Originally Posted by tbhouston

iphone's

wearing an outfit that costs less than $150 bucks and you're in an 80k car (stained shirt, basketball shorts, ripped shoes--but a nice car)

Tipping waitors too much

You got three tries and and still couldn't get one right.

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10-26-2009 , 05:07 PM

#31

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Originally Posted by tbhouston

iphone's

wearing an outfit that costs less than $150 bucks and you're in an 80k car (stained shirt, basketball shorts, ripped shoes--but a nice car)

Tipping waitors too much

Did you get lost looking for the baller thread?

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10-26-2009 , 05:07 PM

#32

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Attorneys who introduce themselves as _____ esquire

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10-26-2009 , 05:10 PM

#33

solids

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Originally Posted by TheUntouchable

I don't leave the sticker on, but do have a few different color Yankee hats to match clothes. Wearing a hat that doesn't match your close is way worse than wearing a colored hat.

Seriously question, but are you black or hispanic? If you're white, a regular Yankees hat would probably suffice.

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10-26-2009 , 05:11 PM

#34

tbhouston

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Originally Posted by solids

Seriously question, but are you black or hispanic? If you're white, a regular Yankees hat would probably suffice.

that is not baller

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10-26-2009 , 05:11 PM

#35

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Originally Posted by tbhouston

Tipping waitors too much

nit

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10-26-2009 , 05:12 PM

#36

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Not tipping or tipping too little is way way more douchbag-ish than tipping too much

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10-26-2009 , 05:14 PM

#37

Pablo Gutierrez

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Ear gauges.

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10-26-2009 , 05:15 PM

#38

27offsuit

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Parking in a fire lane in front of anywhere and leaving your car to go inside.

tb, you really were 0 for 3.

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10-26-2009 , 05:16 PM

#39

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--Spiked hair where it looks like they used half a bottle of gel.
--Guys who take out their cell phones every 2 minutes to pretend like they have a message, when they're actually just checking the time.
--Guys who rev their engines on residential roads.
--Guys who drive with the top down on their car on the east coast in the middle of October.
--Guys whose waistline on their pants starts at their knees.

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10-26-2009 , 05:17 PM

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White bois trying to act black.

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10-26-2009 , 05:18 PM

#41

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A guy in one of my classes the other day was wearing a shirt that said Texas Hold 'Em and then had some cards and chips and stuff on it. I didn't get a good enough look to see exactly what is was supposed to be, but I made a note to never associate with that person.

Though I admit that every now and then I'll wear my FTP hat, and I feel like a massive tool every time I do. But it's the only hat I've found that fits my giant head, so sometimes I just suck it up and go with it.

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10-26-2009 , 05:19 PM

#42

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10-26-2009 , 05:23 PM

#43

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Originally Posted by mkind0516

--Guys who take out their cell phones every 2 minutes to pretend like they have a message, when they're actually just checking the time.

So...how should they pretend to pretend to be checking the time?

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10-26-2009 , 05:24 PM

#44

Kneel B4 Zod

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unbuttoned dress shirt with no undershirt

you must not be older than...24?

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10-26-2009 , 05:25 PM

#45

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Just in case people haven't seen it, here's The Essence of Douchebag.

For me, the winner will always be wristbands. Nothing is douchier than wearing them to be "stylish."

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10-26-2009 , 05:31 PM

#46

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I used to think bluetooth earpiece = douchebag, but now I realize it can either be douchebag or clueless

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10-26-2009 , 05:34 PM

#47

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Originally Posted by Kneel B4 Zod

you must not be older than...24?

he means someone wearing a completely unbuttoned shirt

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10-26-2009 , 05:35 PM

#48

27offsuit

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I just heard my friend talking about this yesterday, and once he said the words I had to interrupt with 'Nothing says douchebag like Wallet Tip Charts'.