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08-08-2016 , 02:37 PM
Gmlaw - 10, 20, 23, 24 are all non rushed true Facebook locks
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08-08-2016 , 02:49 PM
prana the plays are posted to pickmonitor providing third-party verification. Of course he's not going to let you see them in advance without subscribing.

noone cares about you or your worthless opinion or existence

You're nobody. You're a disturbed pathetic little online runt. News flash idiot.

Go jump in a lake
Spoiler:
in Rio and swallow like your mom did to me last night
Spoiler:
Rio's water is contaminated with feces
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08-08-2016 , 02:56 PM
Either a beast becomes profitable and will likely be enjoying the sweet sexual favours of some accidental ladyboys in Thailand or the demented and obsessed haters will be drinking his delicious Persian tears as he continues his descent into the sports touting abyss.

Should be an entertaining week.



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08-08-2016 , 03:04 PM
This is where the comeback starts!

AAMLBOHC

Risked 1 unit to win 1.12 St. Louis Cardinals -1.5 +112 vs Cincinnati Reds
Risked 1 unit to win 0.54 St. Louis Cardinals -184 vs Cincinnati Reds
Risked 1 unit to win 0.95 St. Louis Cardinals Team Total OVER 5 -105 vs Cincinnati Reds
Risked 1 unit to win 0.53 St. Louis Cardinals PK (1st Half) -189 vs Cincinnati Reds
These plays are being tracked under the username FakeTout at Pick Monitor

Capping: Reds pitcher is 0-6, he's a natural born loser and don't expect him to pick up the W today.

Last edited by Banned4lyfe; 08-08-2016 at 03:10 PM.
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08-08-2016 , 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
prana the plays are posted to pickmonitor providing third-party verification. Of course he's not going to let you see them in advance without subscribing.

noone cares about you or your worthless opinion or existence

You're nobody. You're a disturbed pathetic little online runt. News flash idiot.

Go jump in a lake
Spoiler:
in Rio and swallow like your mom did to me last night
Spoiler:
Rio's water is contaminated with feces


Babs could learn a thing about customer service here.
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08-08-2016 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Toe
Gmlaw - 10, 20, 23, 24 are all non rushed true Facebook locks


Channel your ESP harder mate.

That joke cost me 200 babsian units.
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08-08-2016 , 04:12 PM
200×0
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08-08-2016 , 04:15 PM
Cappers,



Is it Augist yet?
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08-08-2016 , 04:38 PM
hahahahaha
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08-08-2016 , 04:41 PM
What a sad, pathetic loser
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08-08-2016 , 04:44 PM
On this Augist moon
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08-08-2016 , 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Diablo
Cappers,



Is it Augist yet?
Excellent.

Mispeelings aside. It's this sort of arrogant tweet, when he's coming off two months of almost unremitting losses, that makes me smile when he gets comprehensively stuffed.
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08-08-2016 , 04:45 PM
El oh el acts like his ape like fingers don't smash four letters at once.
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08-08-2016 , 04:46 PM
June and July were also months for the ages
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08-08-2016 , 05:02 PM
+50 units in August, true milk someone else's wife facebook lock.

Close your eyes for a moment and think what a Beast would be like if he had a +100 unit month.

This thread would break the internet.
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08-08-2016 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Gin 'n Tonic
Excellent.

Mispeelings aside. It's this sort of arrogant tweet, when he's coming off two months of almost unremitting losses, that makes me smile when he gets comprehensively stuffed.
The same thing has played out so many times itt but it cracks me up every time
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08-08-2016 , 05:24 PM
Yak,

Good luck today


Regards,

Fruit Saklad
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08-08-2016 , 05:35 PM
In before this week is as bad as last week was good for a Beast and he needs a new super short term "streak" to point to on twatter
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08-08-2016 , 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox
+50 units in August, true milk someone else's wife facebook lock.

Close your eyes for a moment and think what a Beast would be like if he had a +100 unit month.

This thread would break the internet.
He had a thread where he won 250 units in a MLB season until the metallica flexing meymonbob deleted it
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08-08-2016 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
He had a thread where he won 250 units in a MLB season until the metallica flexing meymonbob deleted it


Wasn't that just another break even season with one single winning bet of 250 units tho?
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08-08-2016 , 07:13 PM
The month of Augist is my favorite month!


#GoBeastGo
#BestToutAbout
#IsItBaseballSeasonYet?
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08-08-2016 , 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakin
The same thing has played out so many times itt but it cracks me up every time
To be fair its the hallmark of the sports scammer (I mean tout/pick selling) business, point to short term streaks when long term results aren't there. Most suckers get about as excited as a short streak as long term results.

Babs is just borrowing from the greats.
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08-08-2016 , 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Saklad
Wasn't that just another break even season with one single winning bet of 250 units tho?
Even better. You didn't read the thread? Someone linked it in here earlier. Wiper can find it if he feels like it, since he's one of the main villians in there.

Basically it starts off with babs "keeping a record" funnily enough, the day after he had a horrible 0-6 or something losing day.

His first couple bets are 1 unit bets. He gets stuck. Then some 2 and 3 unit bets start coming. Within a few days, every bet is 5 units. Then there's some 10, 20, 25 unit bets, and people start questioning and his response is "I bet up to 25 units sometimes on games"

Then he loses a few of the 25 unit bets, is stuck more, and comes with an "all-in" college bball play for 83 units or something ridiculous. Its a sweater down to the very end on like a +14 point dog, but they end up losing by 12 and its a winner. He's now up like 50 units, there's another few ~50 unit bets in there and then the thread ends with him being up ~150-200 units.

So funny, you literally can't make this stuff up.

BTW, very early on in the capping business he immediately, like while it was still college basketball season, wanted to come with a 2-unit play, after he had like one losing day. It was monmouth under 179 or something, and it ended up winning, but if I hadn't been there to stop it, that likely would have begun the 2-unit play saga, where he would have ended up down even more units, obviously.

Also, shortly after this, he attempted to say "we should release a parlay of xxx, xxx, and xxx college basketball moneyline" or some other ridic missle shot parlay (but obv all of moneylines were like -300 juice lol, never change babs)

I had to stop that too obviously, trying to keep the "business" as legit as possible for as long as possible.

edit: found the thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40...abeast-966551/

shout to wiper, even better, pointing out he lost a -900 pick the DAY BEFORE he started this "reputable" record thread.
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08-08-2016 , 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rakemeplz
Either a beast becomes profitable and will likely be enjoying the sweet sexual favours of some accidental ladyboys in Thailand or the demented and obsessed haters will be drinking his delicious Persian tears as he continues his descent into the sports touting abyss.
A red blooded Persian always grills his onions whole that you may never taste his delicious saffron tears.
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08-08-2016 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by AlaskanDogRunner
Even better. You didn't read the thread? Someone linked it in here earlier. Wiper can find it if he feels like it, since he's one of the main villians in there.

Basically it starts off with babs "keeping a record" funnily enough, the day after he had a horrible 0-6 or something losing day.

His first couple bets are 1 unit bets. He gets stuck. Then some 2 and 3 unit bets start coming. Within a few days, every bet is 5 units. Then there's some 10, 20, 25 unit bets, and people start questioning and his response is "I bet up to 25 units sometimes on games"

Then he loses a few of the 25 unit bets, is stuck more, and comes with an "all-in" college bball play for 83 units or something ridiculous. Its a sweater down to the very end on like a +14 point dog, but they end up losing by 12 and its a winner. He's now up like 50 units, there's another few ~50 unit bets in there and then the thread ends with him being up ~150-200 units.

So funny, you literally can't make this stuff up.

BTW, very early on in the capping business he immediately, like while it was still college basketball season, wanted to come with a 2-unit play, after he had like one losing day. It was monmouth under 179 or something, and it ended up winning, but if I hadn't been there to stop it, that likely would have begun the 2-unit play saga, where he would have ended up down even more units, obviously.

Also, shortly after this, he attempted to say "we should release a parlay of xxx, xxx, and xxx college basketball moneyline" or some other ridic missle shot parlay (but obv all of moneylines were like -300 juice lol, never change babs)

I had to stop that too obviously, trying to keep the "business" as legit as possible for as long as possible.

edit: found the thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40...abeast-966551/

shout to wiper, even better, pointing out he lost a -900 pick the DAY BEFORE he started this "reputable" record thread.


Official 2011 Picks and Record Thread By thebayareabeast

asswiper is drinking again



I am starting a new thread because people are asking me to post and maintain records.



Since you lie about being a schoolteacher and in reality are broke with too much time on your hands, how about if you go through and post the records.



Your remarkably apelike existence shocks us.

LOL
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